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guy walked into the taqueria, looked at the desserts case and said “where the fuck is all the arroz con leche” and the guy behind the counter said “out today” and he goes “well that’s just my fucking luck” and walked out

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i know how this ends but i’m too scared to type it out because everyone’s going to yell at me

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

In one sense, I wasted many years of my life posting on Twitter. In another sense, every second of it was preparing me for understanding and appreciating the moment we now live in.

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

j bestowed upon me the fastest honorary 20% industry discount i’ve ever achieved at a bar in my entire life, by the 3rd visit. lot of things i could say about how good it was being his neighbor for the last 8 months but saying ill miss him deeply is the easiest and most obvious

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house on my block left their window open today and had a whole ass mechanical bull sitting in their living room

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employed by the richest man on earth and yet they still ate a diet that consisted mostly of pizza from the Sbarro’s in L’Enfant Plaza, that’s really the singular piece of narrative detail anyone ever needs to know

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

my ex from 12 years ago chose an extremely funny time to send me a friend request on instagram (getting married in a month)

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what about if you live in constant fear that your fiancée will dump you for a hot girl at a division II school that majors in communications but is seemingly always on academic probation , what are their options then liz, i am open to ideas

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

recession indicator

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submitted 60 days ago • 69 comments

every punk who lived through the 90s and 00s feeling very conflicted about wanting to come out on the side of free trade all of a sudden

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eventually i’ll retrospectively post about my job yall know it’s been killing me

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

karen just asked the 7 words every man wants to hear: “can we go to bass pro shops?”

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

i like when the crowd chants “defence!” at sports games, there’s always a lot going on during the middle of a game and it would be pretty easy to lose track of what you’re supposed to be doing

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I say "I grew up a Braves fan" the same way I say "I was raised Catholic," and for the same reasons

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

it’s above 60 degrees you what that means, that’s right i’m grillin baby

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STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme. SERGE BAYLESS: [nods] SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais. BAYLESS: Absolument. SMITH: MAIS!

submitted 72 days ago • 14 comments

me, txt, and some other folks have been in a slack channel for the last 7 years titled “piss hell for idiots” where all day we just post shit that causes us immense psychological damage. it’s absolutely awful for everyone involved and has done me irreparable harm. i’m never leaving.