bigdummy.bsky.social
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those aren’t packing peanuts those are pistachio puffs
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i’m window shopping
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two dozen from the bay, one dozen from the part of the part of the harbor where JHU dumped a bunch of oil
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i literally was singing this to myself like 5 minutes ago
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what the fuck
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congrats to two families now merging as one and gaining its newest member, science is amazing and love is so powerful
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also her mom is filipino, feel like that may be important information for you
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karen and i went down a rabbit hole and found her families coffee shop in oregon figured out she’s part of a crazy pentacostal denomination
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we won’t be laughing when she’s wearing the M.I.A. 5G-blocking headgear
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actually i did order this so-called can opener from belarus as a replacement. i used it exactly once and put it in a drawer and opted to just stick it out with the broken ass ikea can opener
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i have had shitty ikea can opener for pretty much my entire adult life. it never opens the can without having to reset it several times. you can just about any large size cans, totally useless. been this way for a decade and have never and will never replace it.
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if i was tryna drag up old drama i would say more than just vibes alone
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truly the dumbest people on earth who worked no less than 50 feet away from me for months and walked by my desk every day to take note of i was physically there, I LIVED B*TCH
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number 226 off the assembly line no less (not an electric one tho unfortunately)
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she’s for em but hates banana bread unfortunately
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i have said “sorry for the convenience” out loud to karen about broken Metro escalators probably tens of dozens of times before she finally asked why i always say that
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feel like there’s a malaka or two written in the subtext here
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no
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i thought you were talking about lena and thought “that’s kinda nice but weird to call her a stranger”
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she says it’s “like a redneck ll bean” okay well i think ll bean is a liberal bass pro shops, so
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she has no idea what she’s walking into
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people complain about DC being humid but the second i land in Atlanta i am breathing soup
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Inside each baseball player is not a dog, but rather two wolves. The VARW is calculated slightly differently for the left wolf (emphasizes versatility) vs. the right wolf (emphasizes power). Most analysts take a weighted average of the two, but the availability of millimeter-level analytic data sugg
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the 538 cartoon fox is our official mascot
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that’s also kinda what it tastes like
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ok well i take back what i said about maryland needing to tone it down about the old bay honey butter because i went to the russian store and grabbed what i thought was some regular butter and opened up what instead appears to be some sort of chocolate flavored butter
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king of da castle, king of da castle
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the contrast between the outside and inside of baltimore’s prime rib