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Otter spotter. Chaser embracer. On the former bird app as @bigmikelilmikey. Amazon wishlist https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1TEWCOIBLE8RI?ref_=wl_share
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Mornin.

Featuring prominent dick-vein.

D’you mind? I’m trying to drink my coffee.

It was a ‘sleep on top of the duvet’ night last night. Sticky.

Couldn’t decide. Have both. Well, it’s the weekend.

Looked at the weather forecast. Might just stay in the shade.

Looked at the weather forecast. Might just stay in the shade.

Couldn’t decide. Have both. Well, it’s the weekend.

#FatCockFriday just comes around so quickly. Must be an age thing. #FCF #ForeskinFriday

Is #ThickThighThursday a thing?

Is #ThickThighThursday a thing?

Dad’s going to see Nine Inch Nails tonight in London. The queue at the merch shop is hilarious. Hoards of pale people in black NiN T-shirts waiting to buy almost identical black NiN T-shirts from pale people in black NiN T-shirts.

Is there a word for that feeling of general horniness induced by sunny weather?

Morning wood.

So nice to get home and strip off all the unnecessary layers.

Who wants to be little spoon?

Meant to be changing the bed linen. Got bored.

Hotel bathrooms, eh?

Turns out it’s not just hotel rooms where I get the horn.

I’m calling this one “Backlit Dadbod” #FCF #FatCockFriday

Hotel bathroom lighting was off point. #FCF

What was that I said about hotel rooms?

Front or back?

Forgot my loofah? Who’s got my back?

There’s just something about hotel rooms…

Working from home attire.

And flex.

Home from work. What to do?

Sunday feels.

It’s the weekend! Let’s grab it by the balls.

So close you could almost lick it. #FatCockFriday #FCF

Just wondering what you would look like between my thighs.

A couple of outtakes for you. I’m calling these “Nip Slip” and “Furry Elbow”.

Do let me know if you’re getting bored of all the upshots.

Morning team.

First CD bought. 1989. What was yours? (I’d been buying vinyl for a few years before that)

It’s #TodgerTuesday and - yes - I’ve rediscovered my selfie stick ☺️.

I believe I said “my balls need attention” lad. #MonochromeMonday #MCM

Balls need attention.