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Otter spotter. Chaser embracer. On the former bird app as @bigmikelilmikey. Amazon wishlist https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1TEWCOIBLE8RI?ref_=wl_share
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Feeling positively moist today. And the weather.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Home again. Hot, sticky, just needed to take my clothes off.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Really could do with some Lil Mikey time, but a busy day beckons.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone for coffee? Single or double shot? #FatCockFriday #FCF #ForeskinFriday

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Mornin.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Featuring prominent dick-vein.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

D’you mind? I’m trying to drink my coffee.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

It was a ‘sleep on top of the duvet’ night last night. Sticky.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Looked at the weather forecast. Might just stay in the shade.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Looked at the weather forecast. Might just stay in the shade.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Couldn’t decide. Have both. Well, it’s the weekend.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

#FatCockFriday just comes around so quickly. Must be an age thing. #FCF #ForeskinFriday

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Is #ThickThighThursday a thing?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Is #ThickThighThursday a thing?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Dad’s going to see Nine Inch Nails tonight in London. The queue at the merch shop is hilarious. Hoards of pale people in black NiN T-shirts waiting to buy almost identical black NiN T-shirts from pale people in black NiN T-shirts.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Is there a word for that feeling of general horniness induced by sunny weather?

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Morning wood.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

So nice to get home and strip off all the unnecessary layers.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Who wants to be little spoon?

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Meant to be changing the bed linen. Got bored.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Hotel bathrooms, eh?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out it’s not just hotel rooms where I get the horn.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I’m calling this one “Backlit Dadbod” #FCF #FatCockFriday

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hotel bathroom lighting was off point. #FCF

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

What was that I said about hotel rooms?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Front or back?

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Forgot my loofah? Who’s got my back?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

There’s just something about hotel rooms…

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Working from home attire.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

And flex.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Home from work. What to do?

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Sunday feels.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

It’s the weekend! Let’s grab it by the balls.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

So close you could almost lick it. #FatCockFriday #FCF

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Just wondering what you would look like between my thighs.

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

A couple of outtakes for you. I’m calling these “Nip Slip” and “Furry Elbow”.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Do let me know if you’re getting bored of all the upshots.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Morning team.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

First CD bought. 1989. What was yours? (I’d been buying vinyl for a few years before that)

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

It’s #TodgerTuesday and - yes - I’ve rediscovered my selfie stick ☺️.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments