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foot evaluator. custom orthotic fabricator. I make your ski boots fit real nice... still trying to figure out what the fuck ever all this is, though. -Libra seeking balance -digital derelict, by choice -introverts will save the galaxy Fuck the GQP.
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.. It stands to reason that some dust is young, then.

.. the republi***s: making easy impossible, since, forever.

.. I'd like it to fit like a mitten.

.. I sense that I've graphically misunderstood the meaning of "great".

.. 20th century stupid was better.

.. They still study science: The science of the colossal fuck up.

.. BREAKING: Earth morphing into Deathstar.

.. smells like meme spirit.

.. January the 165th is gonna be cool.

.. Furthermore, starts with FU.

.. my skeetle-dee-bot short circuited.

.. everything is one thing ? correct.

.. this violence has been brought to you by ice and the paramecium brains of the christian right.

.. sux when your nation is consternation.

.. I can't finish this taco, can someone kill it for me ?

.. where's that pillow motherfucker ?

.. we sure he's not animatronic ?

.. take a deep breadth.

.. I'd be down with law & order, but for the criminals asking for it.

.. fuck fentanyl, we gotta stop the distribution of the "stupid" pills.

.. the wake is coming for the unwoke.

.. Hello, Qatar ? you, perchance, have an experimental sub you can give him ?

.. when's the next square dance ?

.. Did ancient Egyptian teens play Stone Papyrus Uninvented cutting appliance if they tied when calling shotgun in the chariot ?

.. the plates in your head, are they tectonic or lead ?

.. for a limited time only, life... limit one.

.. going coup coup.

.. need i ask ? asking for myself.

.. 4 out of 5 doctors agree: 2 out of 3 americans are fucking idiots.

.. I remember when it only "mostly" sucked.

.. we've got to shutter the dipshit factory.

.. bingescroll was his name-o.

.. ➗️ 💲U🔀

.. Wave to your Particle.

.. does the white house have a doorbell cam ? ...asking for a friend.

.. I know about the measles, but how are the mumps doing ?

.. nothing rhymes with orange.

.. too much ice for climate change.

.. she's a seismic 10.

.. still waiting for the benefit of my doubts.

.. skeet button jammed, stand by...

.. creed has no cred.

.. I bet someone could do it with a wrist rocket.

.. If you're dedicated, you can join the mediocrity.

.. what's the world record for stupid again ?

.. Fack Feck Fick Fock Fuck... vowel language