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foot evaluator. custom orthotic fabricator. I make your ski boots fit real nice... still trying to figure out what the fuck ever all this is, though. -Libra seeking balance -digital derelict, by choice -introverts will save the galaxy Fuck the GQP.
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.. I sense that I've graphically misunderstood the meaning of "great".

.. 20th century stupid was better.

.. They still study science: The science of the colossal fuck up.

.. BREAKING: Earth morphing into Deathstar.

.. smells like meme spirit.

.. January the 165th is gonna be cool.

.. Furthermore, starts with FU.

.. my skeetle-dee-bot short circuited.

.. everything is one thing ? correct.

.. this violence has been brought to you by ice and the paramecium brains of the christian right.

.. sux when your nation is consternation.

.. I can't finish this taco, can someone kill it for me ?

.. where's that pillow motherfucker ?

.. we sure he's not animatronic ?

.. take a deep breadth.

.. I'd be down with law & order, but for the criminals asking for it.

.. fuck fentanyl, we gotta stop the distribution of the "stupid" pills.

.. the wake is coming for the unwoke.

.. Hello, Qatar ? you, perchance, have an experimental sub you can give him ?

.. when's the next square dance ?

.. Did ancient Egyptian teens play Stone Papyrus Uninvented cutting appliance if they tied when calling shotgun in the chariot ?

.. the plates in your head, are they tectonic or lead ?

.. for a limited time only, life... limit one.

.. going coup coup.

.. need i ask ? asking for myself.

.. 4 out of 5 doctors agree: 2 out of 3 americans are fucking idiots.

.. I remember when it only "mostly" sucked.

.. we've got to shutter the dipshit factory.

.. bingescroll was his name-o.

.. ➗️ 💲U🔀

.. Wave to your Particle.

.. does the white house have a doorbell cam ? ...asking for a friend.

.. I know about the measles, but how are the mumps doing ?

.. nothing rhymes with orange.

.. too much ice for climate change.

.. she's a seismic 10.

.. still waiting for the benefit of my doubts.

.. skeet button jammed, stand by...

.. creed has no cred.

.. I bet someone could do it with a wrist rocket.

.. If you're dedicated, you can join the mediocrity.

.. what's the world record for stupid again ?

.. Fack Feck Fick Fock Fuck... vowel language

.. the collective psyche is now electively psycho.

.. reridiculousing another day.

.. giant hornets should be back soon... so, we're good.

.. welcome to the blunderdome.