billyconstant.bsky.social
A Series Of Unlikely Explanations
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There's no dissonance when you rightfully assume they want the genocide to continue
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They're giving the game away by not even mentioning Reagan and his dementia
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Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this one simple trick to defeat all known pathogens and cancer, which is why they are not funding any research into this incredible horse dewormer
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The apology song ukulele is such a nice touch 👍
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Of course its sad drinking straight from the can, you have to pour it into a glass over some ice.
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I thought "revolutionary product" usually meant "this is actually illegal but we can figure that part out later"
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Except for the guy who has the opposite of plot armor, a red shirt or a guy who just mentioned this is his last job before retirement
Plot "giant bullseye sign" maybe?
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I had the same thought, but I think he was usually clean shaven during that time
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Are we going to have a subprime mortgage crisis but with groceries???
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increasingly obvious that Trump just agrees with whatever was the last thing someone told him
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the US government is actually responsible for feeding many UFO conspiracies to hide weapon tests, such as early drones flights
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Protecting yourself from being wrongly sent to an El Salvadorian death camp seems like a slam dunk legal case 🤷♂️
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Love me a big ladle full of tendies 😌
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Oh there's going to be midterms. Who gets to vote in those midterms after this SAVE act, well, who knows?
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This is why bsky has become such an echo chamber right here. When someone posts easily disproved nonsense, you get replies from people pointing out how its dumb and nonsense instead of supportive replies from Nazis. Says a lot about the state of things around here 😔
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Its not even like they're banned from entering, they just can't exist on this website for longer than two seconds without throwing slurs or saying shit like 'Actually Hitler had a few good ideas...'
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orks are my favorite
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The President is only allowed to do SOME good things, but can do potentially INFINITE bad things . This is checks and balances
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But a great time if you're Congress and don't want to deal with the Problems
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Monster hunter went woke with a non-binary character, gender unlocked armor styles, etc. but SOMEHOW it didn't go broke! How can this be????
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What do you mean I can't use my intertobang‽
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One of the silver linings of this US presidency is that its doing wonders for promoting world diplomacy for everyone but the US, and decimating US-exported right wing politics around the globe
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Pauls Bremi
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My soup keeps disappearing in water, help! 😩
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No but I do mention my Consumption
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Somehow Capitalism is always blameless when it comes to all the deaths caused in it the name of profit
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They know that no one that supports them are listening to news that would ever call them out
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Children yearn to work in the Tesla auto factory
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This is where we put the 'I' in IBS
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Meanwhile, me:
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I can't think of a single historical precedent where this could end up being a bad thing! !
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They just need to summarize 100 pages into a line : 'Food prices went up, people: not happy about it"
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This feels like it contradicts their other line that Musk is definitely not being briefed about possible China war plans.
Which is it: they have a leaker or the press is making shit up?
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"Made a website" lmao
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Gamestop generic game box-art looking ass
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If they're going to make minor vandalism a terrorism charge, might as well go all out now
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"If you kill your enemy, he dies, so do that."
-Sun Tzu
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The worst part is a lot of them still think they're sticking it to the man because the world's richest people are cool with saying slurs or something
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I gotta re-listen to the audiobook, want to see how Nigel Planer handles this one.
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Child: "But you just called them 'leftists'???"
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Wtf?? He told ME he was sick and couldn't come over???
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Musk looked at Twitter and said "You know what this site needs? A financial incentive for posters to be the most insufferable people on the planet , and shove it into everyone's faces"
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We now know more about all the less we know???
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These doctors are going to trick a cyclops after blinding him
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I love how they're round
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Classic
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I always loved how no matter what side you were on in a multiplayer match, you were the US army , the other team always appeared as a foreign army or terrorists