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bimbo-wizard.bsky.social
Pat Robertson warned y’all about people like me
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i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

Absolutely fucking devastating. Some of my fondest memories are of my dad reading me The Hobbit as a bedtime story

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Dating someone in their early 30s as a mid-20-something is a fucking trip. What do you mean you don’t know that Vine reference? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T LIKE VINE?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

there is a very online liberal/atheist thing where people see Christian Nationalism policies ostensibly promoting “religious liberty” and go, “Oh-ho-ho! Bet they didn’t realize that means Satanists, too!” when in reality, it doesn’t even include Black Protestants or liberation theology Catholics

submitted 39 days ago • 6 comments

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

submitted 36 days ago • 28 comments

I need to go to more ska shows. Just went to one and I’ve never unmasked so happily while sober in my goddamn life

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Call me Titania because I’m under a spell and enamored with that ass

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"Why aren't young people protesting?" Consider—because they all got their shit rocked by police and prosecutors last year trying to stop a genocide, and you abandoned them.

submitted 41 days ago • 165 comments

the responding account is a bot and/but also I'm genuinely unsure I've seen a better distillation of this website

submitted 40 days ago • 76 comments

that's always been the play, hasn't it: using transphobia to create a fake feminism so you can freeze any real feminism out of op-eds, chat shows, &c.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Strawberry Sprain unironically sounds like a decent band name

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i do not want fascism i want to kiss pretty people and make art and play board games

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

Zeal & Ardor + 100 gecs = the most cursed transition in my entire library

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Yes big non-violent marches to nowhere can and have been used as demobilizing energy sinks by libs and the left. They have also been important temperatures checks that inspire ppl to keep fighting. They have also been the events that kick off and radicalize people. The same march can be all three!!

submitted 62 days ago • 13 comments

lol this website is nowhere close to being ready to learn about what “diversity of tactics” means oh man

submitted 62 days ago • 9 comments

Increasingly I am meeting leftist "sovereign citizens" and sovcit adjacent people and folx and I want to bang my head against a wall Friends, there is no One Weird Trick to avoid the carceral state. There are no trust accounts for everyone in Washington DC in a hypercapitalist country.

submitted 63 days ago • 15 comments

I’m dealing with way too many relationship intricacies to be listening to so much Sleep Token for the past week, but fuck you I have free will

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it, I’m happy to be a “dire threat to the American people”

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

submitted 79 days ago • 125 comments

Transphobic cis people are very lucky, actually, that we aren't the extreme and violent "TRAs" they imagine us to be. Because with all the shit they throw at us, it's not as if we do not have casus belli.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

In hindsight it was probably a BB gun painted to look like a nerf

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Got hit in the stomach with a nerf pellet fired by some frat bros from the back of an SUV while waiting for the bus, then said bus rolled right past me 🙄 I guess that’s what dressing like a punk gets me now

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t sleep because every few seconds my brain sings to itself “ᴮˡᵃˢᵖʰᵉᵐʸ ᴴᵉʳᵉˢʸ SAAAAAAAVE MEEEE” #thebandghost #satanized

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Personally I’m too sober for it

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm

submitted 124 days ago • 294 comments