bingbongbark.bsky.social
22M | 18+ Only Please
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lay on tex for hours, because saber cuddles are essential
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but you're even cuter when you're little and teased both online and irl 😇
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Careful you don't start looking like a toy yourself with silly paws unable to grab anything
Nothing but cuddle toy for the big puffy toy
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Big full cuddly shape that is going to keep friends held close
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it's just a toy. all it wants to do is make you happy. it's going to make you happy. there's nothing but cuddly affection in that silly air-filled head.
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as in being played with and doted on by a snuggly pooltoy who knows just how much it's making you blush? then ideally yes, snug time
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okay but... the stubby dog or the non-stubby dog? 😋
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Please imagine I made a funny joke about carving a turkey fursuit head for a Thanksgiving themed fursuit and that it was funny, while understanding that I am too dumb to think of one
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might have to do something to act on that "at least" 😇
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Might be ready for delivery, but I have my doubts "arrival" is scheduled for any time soon
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And it works for <i>other</i> things too, but I digress
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Probably because that's where you belong getting petted and lovingly bullied like the helpless stumpy kitty that you are!
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Duct tape and pallet wrap always works
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gonna make u hot and bothered >:3
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Of course! Most important part of keeping a toy happy is keeping them healthy!
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So make you warm and sweaty before leaving you out to get wet?
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Be stuck in the deer for a LONG time while stuck out in the rain so that deer is wet inside and out
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balloon 😋
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can I get a thorough feel while I'm at it? 👀
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what if I was big, and then you were my little fox plush?
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big bouquets of balloons, I would hope!
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Spread you out in latex gear on a bed. The more the better, of course
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I need to play with that again before too long 👀
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sockfox tail wagging = sockfox needs more cuddles
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shiny friends are good friends!
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Did you catch the rubber bug bug being stung by a rubber bug?
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So squish the both of you together and dote on two of my favorite squeaky animals all night long? Sounds like a plan to me, cutie~
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while you are free of charge, will you be able to remain free of change?
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Just means you're going to be stuck getting played with, no chance of any mercy or escape 😇
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Not if I get you trapped first, puffy toy >:3
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Surround you and squish you with all of the above
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This thing with paws is a thing that I need to pet a lot
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If the government authorized trading chickens as legal currency to complete transactions, would that be chicken tender?
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I'm gonna boop it
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That bandana goes so well with it! You look great!
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until I melt your mind... not sure you'll be able to count after that!
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would 👀
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but now how are you going to engage in auto-erotic nocturnal breathplay?
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Just because that outfit looks sick on you doesn't mean you're supposed to get sick!
Jokes aside, take care of yourself, and I hope that you can get to feeling better soon!
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damn i need to go work for TSA if they get to inspect rubber paws :P
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who are you calling a pet, hmm?
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And null yote is VERY cute!
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You're adorable 💙
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Would you say that you're BUZZING with excitement? 😋
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Looks like you'd be fun to walk around on that leash too!
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will have to make sure you can escape neither your suit nor the snugs >:3
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care to add another husky to give you even more cuddles? 👀
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that's pretty gay bro
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so do we squish latex cats in cattex latex balloons?