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Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Sadsad. Sadsad leads to Dartgæn. I sense much Dartgæn in you.

They said milk "does a body good," but they didn't tell us whose body, and now the Dairy Demon is too powerful for us to stop

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

Emperor Palpatine was right: it's really fun sitting around in a robe, watching two dudes try to kill each other

The timeline right now:

[applying the fourth layer of face cream] 🎵🎶 Workin' on my night goops 🎶🎵

Skill issue.

The Flyer. 1/4

Finally, a scientific breakthrough that will give us the vampire strip clubs we all deserve

When

Birds as pride flags, meticulously researched by my wonderful student Griffin ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Rainbow flag: Eastern Rosella 📷 David Irving, eBird

Star Trek TNG, S4E24: Geordi murders O'Brien, ruins the chief's uniform, and ineptly tries to frame Miles for weapons trafficking—in that order. Through cunning detective work, Data establishes that Geordi's girlfriend on Risa does not exist 6/10 above average Geordi episode

[space coven] Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws

I wish I had the bsky nuclear block irl

Happy pride to all the gay, bisexual, lesbian, tans, nonbinary, and ace people who have immeasurably enriched my life My fellow straights can celebrate by supporting a queer-owned business or artist. Feel free to post your favorite options below

My uncle: Ranting at the Weather Channel about chemtrails and how climate change is a hoax The Weather Channel: Sir, this is a Hurricane Wendy

I would kill for an in-universe Behind the Bastards episode on this book

Happy Pride to everyone, even the haters and those with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

too soon, powerpuff girls reboot from 2016

So, I think it's time I begin, in detailed specifics, talking about the mess that is Unbound / Boundless as a book publisher, in essence stealing most of a years royalties from me and many other authors, as a result of poor financial decisions, and legal BS. Please read and share this thread.

Me: The Star Wars special editions were a mistake and it's wrong to retcon an important part of film history Also me: We need special editions of TNG to make the show at least 5% gayer

Saruman: new orb who dis Sauron: oh don't you even try that on me you know who the fuck I am look at my huge fiery staring fucking eye Saruman: sorry, I just- Sauron: you just thought you could pretend you didn't owe me a gross of oak barrels of premium wizard weed, is what you didn't think.