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John Wilkes Booth > Louisa Lane Drew (Macbeth, 1839) Louisa Lane Drew > Lionel Barrymore (the Rivals, 1896) Lionel Barrymore > Jimmy Stewart (It's A Wonderful Life, 1948) Jimmy Stewart > Jack Lemmon (Airport '77, 1977) Jack Lemmon > Kevin Bacon (JFK, 1991)

Before the internet we had to memorize Kevin Bacon films like it was the holy scripture or lines deom Shakespeare so that we could play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon

How come nobody told me Kevin Bacon is in the OG Friday the 13th? Look at him. He's just a baby.

This evening one of the very kind con organizers took us to the Vigeland Sculpture Park in Oslo, which is amazing and you should go and Gustav Vigeland was extraordinarily talented and probably does not deserve the narrative I constructed looking at his work. But Bluesky! You deserve EVERYTHING!

No kings except for King Shark

Dan Trachtenberg was put on this Earth to make Predator movies. The franchise belongs to him now. Hollywood needs to give him several million dollars every year to fulfill this holy mission

Don't bother me, I'm on Island time (holding up Counterspell)

Building a shrine to Data in the hopes that he will grant me the calm and executive function to endure these troubled times

World War III started on 24 February 2022 and it took us three years to notice

Finally finished Andor. Loved it, but couldn't get past the enormous coincidences throughout. It's impossible that someone had just farted in every single room that Dedra Meero was in.

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

Watching the martial law episodes of Babylon 5, and god it is fucking eerie how well JMS depicted the descent into authoritarianism.

Insightful analysis from Klingon wikifeet

Star Trek TNG, S5E3: Picard pulls a hilarious prank on the Cardassians. The Enterprise crew bully the new ensign. Picard has trouble getting a haircut 9/10 this show's been on a hot streak lately

Star Trek TNG, S5E2: The Tamarians establish first contact with the Federation by inviting Picard onto a wilderness retreat to share their dankest memes 10/10 arguably the best Star Trek story about first contact

Kevin Bacon eating bacon is semantic autocannibalism

Okay, lady, let me get this straight: In an alternate timeline no one remembers, Picard ordered your mother—who you hate—to do something she was going to do anyway, and this resulted in both your birth and your father—who you love—killing your mom. And for this you blame Picard?

Has anyone done this one yet?

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

As if things weren’t bad enough in LA right now.