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Insightful analysis from Klingon wikifeet

Star Trek TNG, S5E3: Picard pulls a hilarious prank on the Cardassians. The Enterprise crew bully the new ensign. Picard has trouble getting a haircut 9/10 this show's been on a hot streak lately

Star Trek TNG, S5E2: The Tamarians establish first contact with the Federation by inviting Picard onto a wilderness retreat to share their dankest memes 10/10 arguably the best Star Trek story about first contact

Kevin Bacon eating bacon is semantic autocannibalism

Okay, lady, let me get this straight: In an alternate timeline no one remembers, Picard ordered your mother—who you hate—to do something she was going to do anyway, and this resulted in both your birth and your father—who you love—killing your mom. And for this you blame Picard?

Has anyone done this one yet?

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

As if things weren’t bad enough in LA right now.

My problem with a lot of new Star Trek is that it's a haphazard pile of high concept plots shellacked with CGI and lens flare That's not what I watch Star Trek for What I want is Deep Space Nine 2: This Time It's Gayer

"Darmok" review coming this week. Probably Wednesday.

I desperately need Murderbot to be a monster hit so that Apple feels compelled to make a spinoff Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon

That image is from Spy Kids, a movie about a family of Mexican immigrants who save the world from evil robots

So Mirriam Webster has announced that 'FRIDGE' is an official word in their dictionary now, and sited me as the concept's creator in the definition. Very cool, and weird at the same time. I got death threats over this, cool for it it to be recognized. www.merriam-webster.com/slang/fridge

If you're a billionaire and you're considering posting your opinions about how poorly you've been treated on Bluesky, try this instead: give all of your money to orphans and medical research and then walk into the forest, never to be seen or heard from again. You'll be surprised how well it works