bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
I fell into an industrial vat and now my story is a hit television program
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never used it but i remember that if you "checked in" at a location the more than anyone it said you were the mayor there. "I'm the Mayor of this Starbucks!"
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Part of me thinks the best response to bathroom panic stuff would be to do a mocking impression of whoever brings it up and say "Oh no! What if a tr***y pisses in the stall next to mine?! Oh no!"
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that's cool! i'm the vaudeville woman
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you're nomi malone
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This is clearly true regarding romantic relationships both serious and casual, but I'm not confident it's the case with sexual relationships more broadly.
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don't worry, my high school american literature class prepared me for this. i just need to find a dying man to breastfeed.
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Please don't kill me, there's so many video games I still have to play!
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Stop the Global Economy, I Want to Get Off!
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It's so infuriating. There has been an increase in loneliness across all demographics, but the media sphere & the libs have decided it's a problem only men are facing. I can only assume this is because they want to blame it on "feminism going too far" rather than address actual systemic issues.
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It's second only to Super Mario 64 in terms of how fun it is to just move Mario around. I like the Galaxy games but I can't stand the momentum-killing mid-air spin
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Oops I spoke too soon. Great Depression 2 is still on, girls!
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Just because you right-wing fascists posturing as center-libs want us transgender people to roll over and die doesn't mean we will. We have been around since long before the United States was a glimmer in the eye of a genocidal slave-owner, and we will remain long after this country is lost to time
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Now Grindr is serving me ads for the Missionary Oblates of Mary Immaculate???? A centuries-old religious order??? That was an administrator of the genocidal Canadian Indian residential school system????????????
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I thought that game was grist for the "youtubers playing horror games" mill, kind of surprised to learn it was popular enough to inspire discourse
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My soul is the platonic ideal which all other souls deviate from.
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Oh, y'all's souls are imperfect? Hmm. Couldn't be me
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The most clueless type of chaser. No I do not want to watch football with you! We're going to watch music videos with high femme women in them and we're going to talk about their outfits.
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I evaded it by never escalating, despite my dad encouraging me to. Instead I would break down crying immediately, which caused different problems.
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It's true!!!!!!
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Some of my older friends still organize parties using Facebook events, and my friends list there is still my most comprehensive rolodex. On Twitter today, i guess I can read posts from some strangers i thought were interesting in 2018 and see what fanart my friend's ex has been retweeting?
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it's the inertia of not wanting to give up followers or what have you, but like... we functionally abandoned facebook for less, and that site had virtually everyone in my life on it in its prime
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Hmm, maybe I should try this... my strategy has been to be as repressed and boring as possible, and it hasn't worked very well