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Lead Mission Designer on [redacted], ZeniMax Online Studios | Prev. Bungie, Wideload, Day 1, Bethesda, Human Head | Personal account | he/him http://linktr.ee/bitterfish
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PWHL Seattle season ticket purchase process was a nightmare, thanks to having a very old Ticketmaster account based on a different email address than the one I signed up for to prepurchase the tickets. But at least I finally got them... by making an entirely new Ticketmaster account. Sigh. 🤦‍♂️

Hey bro, you wanna try saying the name of the city to yourself really slow.

Had a feeling this was coming; does not mean I won’t be buying yet another jersey and going all in on season tickets. #LFG

Have you ever dated a narcissist? Someone with no morality but an interest in keeping you wherever you are? Someone who will apologize sincerely, tearfully, as they are emptying your bank account, stealing your work, breaking their vows? That’s chatGPT amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

Rewatching the first Paddington because why not. Who’s going to stop me? No one that’s who.

Are you kidding? Disturb the fuck out of it. Repeatedly. LOOK AROUND AT ALL THE THINGS.

putting generative AI into MS Paint is a crime on par with air dropping coca cola and colt .45s on uncontacted indigenous peoples

Wow, I've heard people discuss it but am still surprised to learn P.A.D. is extremely real. Post Andor Disinterest (As in, why even bother watching X, playing Y, or reading Z... it won't be as good and it won't fill the void)

Out of everything in this absurdly excellent show, why is it Cassian taking the time to water his plants the thing that absolutely wrecked me?

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Two days left. Please comment.

A very happy Yareli Prime Day to everyone else who celebrates.

This one wins. No better way to terrify a game dev.

I honestly have no idea how I’m supposed to interpret this information but I enjoy that Basher was quite high on my list.

Good morning to everyone except Past Me, who thought it was a great idea to schedule a service appointment for the car at the earliest possible time they had available. That guy can go straight into the sea.

Attention @curtisryan.bsky.social, essential content alert for you!

This is too wholesome

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

I used to love setting up my backdrop to be interesting and wish I could keep it un-blurred, but right now my office is such a complete shambles I absolutely have to blur or go off camera (which some folks might prefer, especially since I use the same profile pic at work that I use here...).

@danjamin.bsky.social I feel like you need to be aware of this glorious object's existence.

I am so INCREDIBLY proud of my big sister, who sort of overnight became one of the most influential Tolkien artists out there! Her book is incredible and if you have a Tolkien obsessive in your friends or family, there’s no better gift!

I have been so on top of things today* what a weird feeling! * Finally completed a passport renewal application only 2 years after my previous one expired and replied to two (actually very) important emails I received like... 3 weeks ago.😬

My attempt at ‘movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.’ Apologies @baddestmamajama.bsky.social for tagging you here… but I’m currently where the real Tweedle Dee was moored - I felt I had to!

I don’t know anything about the Seahawks top pick but playing Settlers of Catan while waiting for the call? One of us! One of us!

Reposting this specifically to ensure that @sms1080.bsky.social sees it.

I’ve never had anything I worked on or helped create ‘remastered’ before. It’s… uhhh… kinda weird? Didn’t stop me from heading straight to Black Rock Caverns after the tutorial and unlock my secret Goonies cave (first dungeon I ever built for Oblivion).

The most wildly optimistic and pessimistic thing I can say right now is the same exact thing, which is that I genuinely don’t believe we will do four years of this.

This is Charlie. Charlie is not our cat. He is a very handsome skinny boi, however, and he loves to come visit us and hang out on our front porch. 4-5 times a day (sometimes more).

Saw something posted (elsewhere) today that legit got me more excited and inspired than anything else I can think of in many, many years. Then realized it wasn't something I could even consider engaging with (for a few significant reasons) and the whiplash has absolutely crushed me.

Reading the text of a meme and realizing that spending 98% of my time in Jira has absolutely warped and likely irrevocably damaged my brain.

First: If you haven't seen What Lies West, please make a point of doing so. It's fantastic. Second: Nothing I know of was set specifically where I grew up in NJ, but this is one of my all-time favorites, was set in my home state, and the breakfast scene (IYKYK) still gets me every time I see it.

Can confirm, Sean Chan is one of the best people in game dev -- or just in general, really. Working with him (and getting his help to make things actually... you know... work) was one of the very best parts of my time at Bungie.

Great movie. Also - and unironically - still consider this one of the best movie soundtracks I've ever heard. Yes, it's Wang Chung. No, I will not retract my statement.

Everything is both terrible and deeply, deeply stupid, so apologies for an entirely mundane post but... God damn that UConn win over South Carolina was just amazing. Absolutely dominant - incredible win, so fun to watch.