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blandrew.bsky.social
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Got this ad in the mail. I’m pretty inured to inflammatory language in campaign mailers, but man… “Keep the wolves out” is fucking gross. Congrats to Maya Kornberg for securing the key “psycho billionaire” endorsement! If this is what you think it takes to win then I’ll be happy to watch you lose.

Saw a mom walking home in this sudden freak rainstorm without an umbrella carrying two super soakers

I thing I’ll always remember is that when Cynthia Nixon primaried Cuomo in 2018, she won the capitol district because seemingly everyone with even a tangential connection to Cuomo wanted him to lose. Food for thought!

Nickelback 😐

Crossing stuff off my to-do list

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

I’ve never seen a less charismatic person than Whitney Tilson

For anyone interested in the #energysky angle on the NYC mayoral race, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social participated in the 2022 Con Edison rate case as an intervenor and I was very impressed by his ability to take in some complex information and use it to inform his advocacy.

Who up in the Central Business District, eatin they lunch bowl

Andrew Cuomo gana el apoyo de su enemigo viejo…El Bloombergo

a kid on the G who can’t be more than 5 years old is mimicking the entire MTA experience with his voice — as we pulled into Smith/9th he just announced “transfer is available to the F train!” and now he’s making the sounds of accelerating machinery as we leave the station

Microsoft Word grammar suggestions are getting simultaneously more opinionated and wrong. It wants me to change “thanks for agreeing to meet for a discussion” to “thanks for agreeing to arrange a discussion” NO! I’m the one who arranged it! The reader is agreeing to my arrangement!

Replacing Ramos with Stringer at #5. Don’t rank Cuomo *or anyone callous and foolish enough to endorse him*

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

Elon knows one song: calling people pedos online

Brad Lander confirmed Wife Guy™️

AI going for the “I’m just a little guyy, noo, it’s also my birthday” ploy

I think to this I would simply say Bosh Jarro

“You can go now, brother” 😭😭😭

1. Mamdani 2. Lander 3. Myrie 4. Blake 5. Ramos Don’t rank Cuomo

“Andrew deserves love and happiness.” I take the negative and then get 20 people telling me why I’m a good person for 90 minutes straight and by the end of it I’m like “dang I guess you guys have a point 😏😇”

Connie and Bobby deserve protected bike lanes.

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

We must also investigate Soccer Mommy and their corrupt deal with the Bernie Sanders 2020 campaign youtube.com/shorts/MVQCX...

Abril - 1805 Napoleón es el amo de Europa Sólo la flota Británica le hace frente Los océanos son ahora campos de batalla

Also I posed this question to the group chat: “how many of these could you confidently karaoke today without any prep?” Everyone gave answers between 5 and 7 except one friend who said 13–a king of early aughts radio.

My friend asked me to burn him a CD for his mom’s birthday that was just “The Reason” by Hoobastank repeated 10 times. And he was being a good son because that was verbatim what she asked for.