blazeunderscoreb.bsky.social
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My uncle raymond lives in Cumbria not Scotland. I have only ever wild camped in Cumbria. Correlation or causation?
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You weren’t on ecstasy you were on speed possibly a bit of cocaine in there, and you both have adhd.
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It gets complicated when you get to 221 which is two-tenty-twoty-one
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It’s the same with all tv now. It’s more convenient to pirate or illegally stream. The sooner the general public realise this the better.
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My wife doesn’t drink coffee so I get all the sweet, sweet grit.
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Yay.. now you can use your extra time on earth to buy nice socks. The NUFC club shop sell some lovely ones.
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How do you draw “throbbing”? Do you just put little lines around the edges?
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It’s almost like we’ve had banks since the 15th century
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The fact that all parties are battling to be the least nice doesn’t seem sustainable.
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My watch cost more than that. But I like it and it makes me happy.
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And she wasn’t a crap car built in Birmingham.
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If your job involves thinking in any way you are working more hours than they are paying you. I planned a work project last night in the bath. I was not getting paid, unless you count my OF. 😂
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As long as it’s not a Mackem. Doesn’t bother me. :)
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And also known as the magpies… uk magpies are nowhere near as terrify as Aussie ones though, or so I’m informed by my mate who lives in the antipodes Newcastle, he used to play that egg football you like so I’m not sure I trust him fully.
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Maths does have fun stuff, it’s called physics.
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Probably more fun in your head anyway.
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Hip flask.
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Dad can I borrow £50?
£40 !!! What do you want £30 for I’ve only got £20 here’s £10
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Tried this. Got arrested.
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Same for me I assumed we’d all be dead now
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Good.
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The constant danger of the hot vs crazy graph. Underestimating the crazy
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Find a log and use it as a bog.
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Maybe they should speak to anyone who was born just after ww2, and ask them how many brothers and sisters they would have had if the measles vaccine had existed. I bet it’s at least one more than they actually have.
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You’re not talking about the right football. Lord Collingwood, would have supported Newcastle united. If they had existed obviously;)
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Most of us are only pretending. It’s part of the fun.
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Keep inventing nicknames until you hit on one you both like. Do not tell her you’re doing this. Eventually everyone will call her by the nickname except the parent that chose it. Then you will know who to truly blame. Always give this parent the worst cup. Problem solved.
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For a second I thought dash of the fash, was a euphemism for being gay that I hadn’t heard of, referencing the late Justin fashanu, I was going to chastise you for being homophobic. However you’re right to love him less for being a fan of farage.
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I’m going to resist joining in.
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Speaking as a bloke who has committed that offence. I’m 100% on board with OP’s solution.