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Jackie O. had one just like it. 24. Writer 📍Long Island 📷 @mikeytalkstoomuch
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i would hate being on trial for murder because i couldn’t deal with my lawyer telling me how to dress each day so i look innocent

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me telling my barber i love my haircut

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shall i compare thee to a summer’s gay?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

piss of the mornin to ya

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

there’s a certain level of talent necessary in pretending to look interested in a conversation while only thinking about what you’re going to say next

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t wanna live in a universe where Ginger Minj potentially wins drag race

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Laptop is shut, pants are off, and rpdr bracket 3 is on

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Lukas Gage got so lucky he got his ass ate on that one show

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it grows when i hear his fagcent

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

i can’t stop taking 🕳️ pics like i just love it so much

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

how are you DL with a thong tanline?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

should i purchase the new Addison Rae CD or just get “Bottom” tattooed across my forehead

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

was day drinking from 12pm to 11:30pm ln, hoovered 3 chipotle bowls, played over 15 rounds of beer pong, blasted Chappell Roan. Welcome to gayboyhood.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

ordering a reuben with extra sauerkraut and a side of slut

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i really hope you all followed me for my multifaceted thoughts and scholarly opinions

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

24 years old and my mom is policing how much alcohol i put in my punch

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

imagine being mean to me and i’m just sitting here streaming the new Addison Rae album and looking at my FWB’s mom’s facebook page of their 2017 family vacation to San Diego

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

also Kerri should’ve won that challenge idgaf

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the 🕳️ pics i just took are 🥵😮‍💨🥰 i LOUVRE working from home

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

don’t talk to me until ive had my morning finasteride

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

office has a free coffee cart today never kill yourself

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

my instagram story feed is just a sea of Nintendo Switch 2 thirst traps

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Summer 2025 Plans

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments