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Jackie O. had one just like it. 24. Writer 📍Long Island 📷 @mikeytalkstoomuch
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hump day favorite day 🥰

Roomfmate secured tickets 4@GGOT5 LET ME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE

barista looked me up and down and said “we’re all out of oat milk btw” before i even ordered

team status meeting during Addison Pre-Sale and i’m sharing my screen

i would hate being on trial for murder because i couldn’t deal with my lawyer telling me how to dress each day so i look innocent

me telling my barber i love my haircut

shall i compare thee to a summer’s gay?

piss of the mornin to ya

there’s a certain level of talent necessary in pretending to look interested in a conversation while only thinking about what you’re going to say next

i don’t wanna live in a universe where Ginger Minj potentially wins drag race

Laptop is shut, pants are off, and rpdr bracket 3 is on

Lukas Gage got so lucky he got his ass ate on that one show

it grows when i hear his fagcent

i can’t stop taking 🕳️ pics like i just love it so much

how are you DL with a thong tanline?

should i purchase the new Addison Rae CD or just get “Bottom” tattooed across my forehead

was day drinking from 12pm to 11:30pm ln, hoovered 3 chipotle bowls, played over 15 rounds of beer pong, blasted Chappell Roan. Welcome to gayboyhood.

ordering a reuben with extra sauerkraut and a side of slut

i really hope you all followed me for my multifaceted thoughts and scholarly opinions

24 years old and my mom is policing how much alcohol i put in my punch

imagine being mean to me and i’m just sitting here streaming the new Addison Rae album and looking at my FWB’s mom’s facebook page of their 2017 family vacation to San Diego

also Kerri should’ve won that challenge idgaf

the 🕳️ pics i just took are 🥵😮‍💨🥰 i LOUVRE working from home

don’t talk to me until ive had my morning finasteride

office has a free coffee cart today never kill yourself