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Darkness on the Edge of Flavortown

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 1 day ago • 726 comments

I saved you a click. Here's the only paragraph that matters Women like eyelashes and alpha males dont and pretend that bullying other men into feeling insecure is real masculinity. Be your own man. That's the lesson.

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Stop that right now, America

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

If you've ever wanted to see the inside of the Wienermobile

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House http://theonion.com/...

submitted 7 days ago • 46 comments

Businessmen finding out that Americans aren't pieces of shit, but the people who feed them the 'news' are pieces of shit

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

submitted 7 days ago • 134 comments

Holy shit, Jim Irsay died (via Colts)

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

calling up my elected representatives to ask how much longer they expect to live

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Literally every restaurant in America runs on the hard work of undocumented immigrants. They work at every spot in the back of the house. They are your dishwashers and they are your line cooks and they are your sous. They are your grill station, fry cooks and pastry chefs. Every fucking job.

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

Are you kidding me? 86 means you're tossing someone from the bar or if you're back of the house it means you're out of something, but I'm gonna need some context about this also being slang for killing someone because I've never heard it

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments

There's always a tweet.

submitted 16 days ago • 755 comments

Nic Cage is John Madden in an honest to god real movie deadline.com/2025/05/nico...

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Cutest first pitch we've ever seen? 🥹 Mookie Betts' son throws out the first pitch on his dad's bobblehead night ❤️

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Trump, who is set to accept a $400M floating palace airplane from Qatar, tweeted this about Obama in 2012:

submitted 17 days ago • 311 comments

I need Daniel Levy to open his wallet for once please. COYS

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

"So the fact that the Defense Department is getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a wooden giant horse, temporarily, in a very public and transparent transaction, so bothers the Crooked Democrats that they insist we pay, TOP DOLLAR, for the wooden giant horse"

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Dawg, I will eat any pizza. I do not give a shit. Cold, warm, whatever. Whatever random college town I’m in, I am eating that garbage.

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Heh.

submitted 21 days ago • 377 comments

North Carolina baptist children’s pastor Aaron Bradley has been arrested for distributing images of children being sexually abused. www.cbs17.com/news/local-n...

submitted 22 days ago • 55 comments

White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Crockett: I cannot wait until voters have an opportunity to say: You took food out of my mouth. You took a roof from over my head. You are responsible for making sure that I do not have health care. I'm going to make sure you don't have a job.

submitted 22 days ago • 692 comments

At a DOGE subcommittee hearing, the congresswoman mocked Republicans for not focusing on "actual" instances of "waste, abuse and mismanagement" in the federal government.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning everyone including this squirrel helping itself to some seeds

submitted 23 days ago • 38 comments

Aaron USS Harry Rodgers S. Truman 🤝 bad with jets

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Cardinal watching Al Pacino’s “Inches” speech from Any Given Sunday before the start of the Conclave

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments