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Lefty Dem. The chubby kid in high school who lost weight and became a male stripper. Now just a quirky, funny guy with a sarcastic edge living with a chronic autoimmune, neuromuscular disease. Musicals, movies, books, Joe Jackson, Bette Midler
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phone conversation between elon and stephen:
elon: "hey stephen, do you got any naked pictures of your wife?"
stephen (outraged): "OF COURSE NOT!"
elon: "ya wanna buy some?"
(musk hangs up and dissolves into ketamine fueled toddler giggles)
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next they'll be gearing up like Tweedledee and Tweedledum preparing for their battle...
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two people with balls the size of the moon debate by posting childish texts and whining?
mannarino is about as butch as a bucket of glitter confetti, isn't he?
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I doubt that even scott baio gives a fuck about scott baio's opinion.
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nice that chachi was able to take time off from his valet parking gig....
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trump is furiously redrawing the lunchroom table seating chart so only the cool kids will be sitting with him?
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he looks like a spokesperson for roofies
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if MTG spent more time reading and less time peeling bananas with her feet.....
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"we had some naughty talk" mike giggled nervously. "elon wanted to know how much fluff I had on my naughty bits and I had to admit it was like a newborn easter chick down there...."
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trump is up late, furiously working on a mix tape to send to xi to try and win back his love.
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ernst has a face you could chop down trees with
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he'd probably get all passionate and bite it on the neck and then think it farted and flew out the window....
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he's working on replacing melania with an inflatable version: same personality, similar emotional depth and much cheaper to maintain.
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this guy
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that face
up that close
has a definite "Saw" puppet vibe
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Two Skanks And A Crank
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elon is an ugly blow
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what, she crossed her legs too quickly?
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he and his kid got into a tussle over a prize booger?
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"RIM??" squeals lindsey grahams, ears perked up and licking his lips....
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bringing new meaning to the term "Corpse Bride"
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I think there's a specific term for that...
oh yeah
she's a necrophiliac
going from one dead body to another for gratification.
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Donald Trump 'Clearly' Wants To Avoid 1 Thing With Elon Musk, And That's Paying Palimony Support
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he wants to spend more time with his children, teaching them how to be better human shields.
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influencer of what?
bad decisions?
desperately needing to be relevant?
keeping the same haircut you've had since you were 6?
the incel intel sex god look?
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guess the melania trump bouncy-house wasn't what he expected, either....