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statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

submitted 131 days ago • 59 comments

well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

submitted 136 days ago • 55 comments

Nobody else follow me (because I know you were all tripping over yourselves to listen to subscribe to my musings).

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Idk guys, I still think that Drake can come back and win this one.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

To those that consistently discourage protesting because "Trump may invoke the insurrection act", he's going to do it anyway, regardless of what you do or don't do. Stop playing yourselves and more importantly playing others by blatantly discouraging any real opposition to the Trump regime.

submitted 145 days ago • 252 comments

I'm calling them Twitter and the Gulf of Mexico in this house and anyone who says different is cordially invited to eat my ass. Forever.

submitted 148 days ago • 160 comments

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

submitted 158 days ago • 372 comments

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

submitted 169 days ago • 748 comments

Land lubbers be like “eww I smell fish”

submitted 173 days ago • 5 comments