bmhellz.bsky.social
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I was 12
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Forged in the crucible of my mom sitting me down and telling me that I need to eat something other than fried, breaded chicken.
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What if I think I'm hot but also have the personality of brown spinach?
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It is like reasoning with a bunch if defiant 3 year Olds.
Healthcare workers "You should probably do this."
Patients "Well, I was going to do it without a second thought but, since you said something, I would now rather die and bring a bunch of people with me."
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Dating hack for all the young men out there.
Don't be a piece of shit.
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I'd tell them to kiss but Chaya's Xenomorph attack tongue would impregnate Hegseth's body and just create the dumbest fuckin chestburster that's ever existed.
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Your intestines are just weak!
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This is written like someone is trying to give us a false sense of security...
They're gonna be trying to consolidate power for themselves until they either succeed or we "delete them... on minecraft" so to speak
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Oh God. Ed Hardy is making MAGA hats now?
Next interview he does he'll be wearing one where Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird are wearing black air force ones and waving around a Tec 9
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Billy McFarland is probably on Indeed right now hiring for a staff member whose only duty is to perform sexual favors to get him out of legal trouble.
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"Why are young families not simply selling the organs of the most useless child so that the others can experience fleeting happiness?"
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Damn Macklemore and Trump. Thrift Shop was practically a Reichstag incident.
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This is the online equivalent of those lame "I'd rather be gaming" t shirts that my mom, for some fucking reason, allowed me to wear outside of the house.
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There are some "minecraft servers" that I would love to "delete".
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They should do an MMA match!
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You also shouldn't be able to call yourself a graduate of 10th grade history class if you don't know who he was!
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And you get that money by every so often waving your dick around (professionally of course)
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He also sounds like someone stole his tongue and replaced it with a dildo.
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I will now call this guy "dildo tongue" because thats how he sounds.
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We've been trying for years and finally got lucky and now it's like "oh fuck, are we making the right choice by bringing a kid into this shitshow?"
We're very excited but it's also terrifying.
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All the conservative suburban moms thirsted over shirtless Adam Levine when Maroon 5 performed. Then the next year those same women threw a fit over JLo and Shakira.
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I have a plush gritty in my office and I've had the "I'm not a flyers fan, I'm a gritty fan" conversation almost every week
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As a New Yorker, I hate Philly sports but I appreciate a good riot and whatever the hell Gritty is
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I say this respectfully as possible. @fetterman.senate.gov is just what happens when you suffer brain damage but are also still able to serve as a sitting senator.
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Someone is going to think the "Taylor" they've been emailing is a girl and then throw a fit when a man picks up the phone...
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If these were poor kids they would be posted with the most sinister-looking photo possible
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Except mandatory cover letters. I'll never go back to writing cover letters on my own.
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I could drench that book in white out and then use the pages to wipe my ass and the story would improve.
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Did FanDuel write this?
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I can't imagine having to be so serious about everything all the time. The world is fucked, we can hate it and joke about it at the same time!
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Bad idea. The fires are already hard enough to contain without us funding them.
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Why are people like this?
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Hope Tottenham moves forward. Newcastle fan here and I've liked how we've looked against Tottenham these last 2 matches.
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Definitely give Amyl and the Sniffers a try!
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It is over 15 goddamn dollars with an E-Z Pass to cross the George Washington Bridge and we've all managed to get used to that. It will be the new normal in a year and everyone will have forget
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Worked in a group home for developmentally disabled adults 55 and older in college and, while we did our absolute best to keep everyone supervised, an innocent fall was the beginning of the end for a few of them who were 80+.
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That is the only reason I will never be a billionaire.
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I will never be a billionaire because I would have just fucked off after my first $100m and you would never see or hear from me again.
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Excuse you and Happy New Year. Nancy Pelosi and democratic leadership are ready to be deeply concerned but first she needs you to donate $20.25 to the DNC by texting...