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Ardent supporter of #STLSoccer. @stlsoccertracker.com admin. Scout dad (one Eagle so far). Bluesky is not X. Troll my comments and I'll block because I don't care about you. You're not entitled to my time. https://beacons.ai/bmsimp
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Sidney Allen assist! #STLSoccer

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Saturday, June 21, 2025. #OneOfUsAlways #AllForCITY

That's quackers

If you’ve got a badge and a gun but think your actions are shameful enough to need a mask, you should quit.

A throwback that feels timely

Jannes Horn has signed a 2-year contract with @skrapid.bsky.social‬ of the Austrian Bundesliga! #AllForCITY www.skrapid.at/de/startseit...

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Friday, June 20, 2025. #AllForCITY

Tim Ream and the @usmnt.ussoccer.com have advanced to the Quarterfinals of the Gold Cup! #STLSoccer 📷: X/USMNT

Jordan Gary assist! #STLSoccer

Bevo Mill looks different than I remember.

Hollllllllly shit, that was almost 0-2

Why does DAZN keep doing this?

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Thursday, June 19, 2025. #OneOfUsAlways #AllForCITY

Lou Fusz Athletic player Gracie Milam has been called up to the 🇺🇸 U-17 WNT for a pair of friendlies against Japan! #STLSoccer www.ussoccer.com/stories/2025...

This is so weird for DAZN to put her full name on the Live Updates on their feed.

Per Opta: Vine scored 42 seconds after kickoff in North Carolina’s 2-1 win at Angel City on Saturday before Pinto scored the winner at 94:20. The 93 minutes, 38 seconds between goals was the largest gap between goals for a team in a regular-season match in NWSL history.

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

I know I've talked about how bad the user experience is for both Paramount+ and Apple TV, but neither one even holds a candle to the abomination that is DAZN.

The office might have once transcended, but no longer. That era is over. You just can't go near him or allow others to push you into range. He taints everything and everyone he gets into proximity with.

Smacks the shit out of the guy. Era penal

same Weston, same

St. Louis CITY2 has loaned Ryan Becher to @unionomaha.bsky.social‬ of USL League One! #AllForCITY 📷: Bluesky/@unionomaha.bsky.social‬

The one-by-one player introductions don't really feel necessary.

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Wednesday, June 18, 2025. #OneOfUsAlways #AllForCITY

St. Louis Scott Gallagher's Caroline Birkel has been invited to the @ussoccer.com's June College Talent ID camp! #STLSoccer www.ussoccer.com/stories/2025...

lol

WHO CUT THE ONIONS?

What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? We can tell you haven't actually rebooted your PC.

I asked Legion Center Back Phanuel Kavita about this today. Mind you that Kavita has played professionally in St. Louis, Puerto Rico, Birmingham, and was just in Algeria for Country. He laughed.

BOHFS St. Louis pulled off the comeback with a stoppage time winner to defeat AFC Columbia 1-2 on the road. #SupportLocalSoccer 26' Niko Curic (Ognjen Bozovic) 90+6' James Stone (Curic)

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This will be a noticeable sales hit to Menya Rui

#AllForCITY sure seems to be trying to price families out of attending matches

This sport is exemplary despite the people in charge

On brand

It's such a weird waste of time with zero actual hype to it. The players aren't into it. The fans aren't into it. It should be scrapped.

A 90' equalizer is not enough as FC Ambush fall 3-2 to Sunflower State FC. #SupportLocalSoccer ⚽️ 16' Grant Locker (Kai Pope) ⚽️ 90' Connor Dawson (Locker)

Lou Fusz Athletic continue their undefeated season with a 0-5 win at Junction FC. #SupportLocalSoccer ⚽️ 9' Rylee Howard (Ava Blum) ⚽️ 15' Mia Devrouax (Ashley Miller) ⚽️ 50' Emma Gianino (Jacie Tottleben) ⚽️ 55' Howard (Meghan Belrose) ⚽️ 72' Audrey Smith (Devrouax) 🚫 Caroline Ritter with the shutout

João Klauss and St. Louisan Joe Willis have been named to the MLS Team of the Matchday! #STLSoccer #AllForCITY www.mlssoccer.com/news/team-of...

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Monday, June 16, 2025.