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been seeing a lot of decent memes that are like “at least Toby Keith isn’t alive this time” it’s like haha yeah but Morgan Wallen isn’t so 🤷

a li’l #cryptic #004

Daily Cryptic #001 #cryptics

fight me

Tell me you have #adhd without telling me:

you know what you did #sorry

in this, the day of my daughter’s economy?

please call me Willy. my father is William Nilliam

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endo is no joke 😮 #endometriosis

tbh if this reshapes the Dem party in a major way, lfg 👏

the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them

she’s amazing in this post — but its metrics and KPIs are the real story. these are presidential metrics…

turns out dying for the machine is way less fun than raging against it.

maybe we millennials never deserved to inherit the country now thinking about it

tbh if you’ve gotta bunker down in this timeline, a college town is pretty 🔥

the real sinister thing about these motherfuckers is that enough of them know *exactly* how science works and—like everything else—know *exactly* how to weaponize it. #rfkjr

my brother put it right: there’s a special place…for anti-vaxxers…they’re killing *children*

don’t worry: Drake can get him back at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Jake “Fine I’ll Do It Twice” Elliott 🦅

show me where it Jalens 🦅

rappers who’ve gotten shot as a result of rap feuds haven’t lost as bad as Drake. #notlikeus

🎶 like a good Barkley, Saquon is there 🎶 #superbowllix

Go whichever team’s fans boo him the loudest!

no you asshole eat lean protein drink water and go the fuck to bed you’re ruining goddamn EVERYthing #millennialsky

you’re the stupidest person i know #MillennialSky

in a new series titled “what a fucking DORK” #millennialsky

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

They wanted you to believe they had an airtight plan. Resistance was futile. They were ready. The first week shows they’re same idiots with the more hubris and incompetence. Stop being afraid and get louder. Don’t believe their bullshit. We aren’t afraid of Ketamine Leon or Temu Nosferatu.

life is simple if you want it to be.

directly into veins.

we now know his crowds were so small because there just aren’t that many billionaires.

deactivate everything and embarrass the #oligarchs so much they have to keep going back to the swampy palace to grovel. if they just can’t get it done, maybe they’re unfit to be CEO 🤷

My only goal now is to go to my grave with an earnèd smile on my wrinkled face.

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

Sam Wilson does lawful good better than Steve Rogers.

say what you want, but theatre kids love Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce bc they can finally vicariously live the dream

hey legacy media. watch as FA meets FO. you’re all capitulating boot-lickers, and i will dance on your corporation’s bankrupt graves.

FA meet FO