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I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
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Next unicorn I encounter is going to get soooo roasted.
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Also solid. We shall start a top ten list for the humbling of unicorns. I’ll go next. . . um. . . . . okay Top 2 list is good. Unicorns are pretty great except for their low sperm counts and that they are but god danged spear ponies. 🦄
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It’s wonderful.
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I think you can make that happen. I believe in you. And secondly, boobies.
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“Giving,” is the key word here. He cannot read.
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Hey, me too! I plucked an ear hair this morning that was as big as a baby leg
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And squeeze into dat extra medium tee so dem muscals be poppin!
🎶 I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to cry🎶
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Big Fish
youtu.be/D0kiS4ROWkQ
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Troof
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What’s deez?
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Oh hell yeah!!!
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First sentence worthy of an INSTANT FOLLOW.
Second sentence made me feel so manipulated. . . but following anyway. Keep the abuse coming!