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Yeah I’m not hanging out with her anymore she gives

i went to a fifth grade promotion ceremony (lol) and a high school graduation thursday and BOTH had student performances of 'riptide' by someone named vance joy and i do not get it lol

Happy pride month

i was so fucking busy today i missed half of what happened to the point where @psychichearts.bsky.social had to tell me the steelers signed rodgers at dinner wtf

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Willie Brown Middle School is a San Francisco 6-8 in the Bayview District. For the entire ‘24-‘25 school year, I have been driving the 44 O’Shaughnessy bus that stops there right after school gets out. That trip has been the busiest and most challenging part of my working day.

i will never fucking get over how the english say urinal what the fuck seriously

Weird. Are people being repeatedly infected with something that does a lot of aggregate health damage or something?

my kids little league team won the championship today and got rings, he is now sleeping with it on lol

that’s cum

explosiveskull, a true hero of the time

sinners was real good, im going to watch it again soon

nice

i was in concord and didnt feel anything wtf

Brought my kid to instrument try out night for middle school orchestra let’s see if she goes for one

Oh shit we’re getting a microcenter in Santa Clara???

unions: they get the job done

omfg last year stupid PUBLIC STORAGE jacked up my storage unit price by like 30% so i quit and moved to a locally owned place. i was there a month before PUBLIC STORAGE bought them and i got sucked back into that shit. they just raised my fuckin rent by 40%, ive been there like 5 months

Love it when the Lyft driver turns on the radio and tunes to a Christian channel

invited a guy i havent seen in 28 years to my barbecue bc he lives an hour away and he showed up and it was awesome catching up??? and our daughters are now begging for sleepovers? very cool

203 time to rest big boy

Brisket update

15 lb brisket just went on the smoker 😋

ugh trying to fix a leaky shower and the fuckin set screw on the handle is a) extremely difficult to get to b) fuckin stuck im going to end up cutting this sumbitch off with a fuckin sawzall arent i

Forgot how funny this fucker was before the Dems ruined him

Oh fuck I’m gonna do it

we're injecting even more woke into the burgers now

The lady at the local minor league baseball games who keeps calling me Taliban did it again last night, I told her to cut it out and she wobbled through an “im just joking around” thing and worked her arm down my back until she grabbed my ass Said she’s going to stop though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯