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Yeah, yeah Disney sucks ass
But this might actually lead to regulation on these shitty art tools so I'm all for giant corporations using their immense wealth to force the issue
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So you're saying weird analysts who create a dozen new stats every year just for the sake of doing so aren't actually doing so in good faith?
Good to see nothing has changed in the 5-6 years since I left Fantasy
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Yeah Dems are awful at messaging but I think the whole TACO thing is great, especially because you can see it really pisses him off
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Trump champions himself as a strong leader who always makes great decisions and gets the best "deal" out there. Calling him "TACO Trump" is saying all of that is a lie because he's failing at actually coming through with a "deal" and chickening out... it's saying he's a spineless coward
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Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, believe it or not
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I'll bet this is a big career moment though. Being "big" enough to have your own impersonator? Pretty awesome
I remember long ago on Twitter when someone made a fake account of me and it got like four followers and died after a month
Truly a golden moment in my career
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Here's hoping something actually fucking happens to them and they face genuine repercussions
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Guess he'd better launch a new podcast, which is quite possibly the most boring thing anyone could ever listen to
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Every internet post asking a question now has a person confidently slapping down an AI generated answer like they've just revealed their Royal Flush hand but then you look at it and there's a 3, an UNO reverse, a Psyduck card, and two autographed photos of the Hanson Brothers
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Oh no! My precious calcium!
Get me a cuttlebone to gnaw on, stat!
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What the fuck is this shit?
These cowards are cosplaying as David Boreanaz in SEAL Team but don't realize they're more like Steven Seagal in Sniper: Special Ops
(Look up a clip for a good laugh)
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This blood orange we have has some serious cake. Hope that helps
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I don't live too far from Rolla and can tell you it's a meth infested hell-hole where the politicians do like they do in every small town in the US and use their positions to push agendas and make themselves money
Good to see the people pushing back in what can only be described as a super red city
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Well you're in the wrong place for that
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Don't forget the fifth Beatleborg, Flabby (? I'm really stretching my memory on this one)
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He looks like a Jackie Earle Haley villain
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Everyone knows the best person to put in charge of the FBI is the cokeheadiest cokehead you can find
They never act impulsively and always think things through first
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Can you imagine being so open about your own ignorance you blast it out for everyone to see and then still expect your point to be taken?!
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Gavin Newson tanked his career in like just two interviews. Dude could have owned the Democratic Party but flushed it all down the toilet by opening his hateful mouth
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But also your average person absolutely hears about government corruption. It's in our movies and TV shows and those same hardcore lunatics only talk about all the Democrat's corruption, so that's also what the average uninformed person believes
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Both
Average people don't consume one ounce of news, so they only hear about stuff from the hardcore lunatics in their lives who only watch Fox News. Those people are pro Trump and all this because they don't know anything other than the glowing reports on Fox
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Maybe he'll get so riled up he will perform his most drastic action yet... a single frown and slight shake of the head while muttering "decorum" under his breath rather softly
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It's fucking wild, man. The people of the US would slit their own wrists just so a Kardashian would never experience a slight annoyance. It's so nice to see a country say "fuck off" to a celebrity that is bringing no value to their culture
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"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans"
It didn't at all age better than your line, I just wanted to repeat it
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Look at all those tax dollars we're saving! I mean, those guys are all volunteers, right? They aren't being paid right now to protect a corporate interest? DOGE is about efficiency and would never waste taxpayer funds like that, right?
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Yeah this isn't a cult at all
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I think my mother in law was a dinosaur! Amiright guys?! MOTHER IN LAW! A DINOSAUR! IT'S MEANT AS AN INSULT!
Sorry that kind of shitty comedy tends to do well and I'm broke so I figured I'd sell out for a bit
You look great! Also I'd be a Carnotaurus 'cause of the wicked eyebrows
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Man I like golf, I like video games, I like all kinds of shit. But if I did one thing as much as he golfs I'd hate that one thing so much after like a month of that
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And the electric chair is an agonizing way to go that often involves the person being essentially cooked to death because it never works "properly"
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Let me preface this by saying I do not believe in the death penalty myself
But if I was forced to be killed like this man was, honestly I'd rather go via firing squad than the other methods. Lethal injection is often a nightmare and can't be administered by actual doctors,
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When everything collapses only those with billions will be able to afford anything, so those billionaires (Musk) swoop in and say "I'm such a hero, I'll buy everything so that you guys can all afford to eat now"
Then when everything starts bouncing back suddenly Elon Musk owns 50% of the country
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From what I've gathered all it takes to be labeled a "brilliant businessman" is to fuck over contractors and bankrupt a bunch of businesses. But as long as you say you're good at business louder than everyone else it's considered true
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Apparently they cut "Jeff Computers" out of the tweet when sharing it so it looks less dumb. Then they started hiding Computers' account
This turned into a whole thing all because the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE US is a bag of ham with a beard who is secretly gay and hates it so he punishes everyone else
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I'm only about 3 hours from there. I might have to make a road trip!
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Jim Justice sucks, and his name sounds like what a Conservative comic book designer would create and use his dad's trust fund to buy copies so he could claim being successful
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Why use footage or images of the player you have on your team when someone in the front office's grandkid can run it through an AI slop generator and call himself an artist?
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I like this idea, but I also think it's important to absolutely shit on AI posts as much as possible because ignoring the problem won't fix it
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For the Republic!
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Hey at least with Star Wars the fascists are the bad guys
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I knew the second the Musk/Trump administration started dismantling "DEI" initiatives the mega corporations and groups like MLB would salivate at the chance to sweep horrible things under the rug
I'm shocked Wander Franco hasn't been called back and even more surprised no team signed Trevor Bauer
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It was shlocky, dumb fun. The season 4 ending was pretty controversial amongst fans (not me, I hated that character as they were incredibly boring), and season 5 had a lot of detractors but I found it to be mostly as acceptable as the rest of the show
The scene stealers were always Margo and Elliot
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Thanks DEI
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Ah yes the old "let's go back to doing exactly what didn't work" plan
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75 comments before finally someone calls out the AI slop
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At least this one isn't shitty AI slop