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Taking this load on my face in honor of the brave Houthi military

My son Shredder Williams was arrested today for abetting an armed robbery of the local sperm bank in Sheboygan

Stroke game like I'm John Fetterman, aipac money im bout to cash out like Fetterman, lost control of it all I'm gonna crash out like I'm Fetterman, live action Shrek I'm out the swamp call me Fetterman

Chastised at the local gas joint cus they don't believe in wookieporn wednesday

Eddie Bauer Anti Fascist graphic tees

Haha you're so based babe

Wǒ yào yòng guǐ jīnghuá yè tú mǎn nǐ de liǎn

Loving china. No better place to masturbate in public

Fucking your bitch in my mind palace

Mr. Big Bucks

can't stop laughing at this guy lmao

hrmmmmm

im gonna buuuuuuuuust

I'm making a list of celiacs I can lock in a bakery

@kabinkatz.bsky.social you know what to do

I've had sex before and nobody can take that from me

is this the guy from tropic thunder? (funny name for a movie, something you see, when you can only see lightning)

Announcement y'all, I have made the de cision to no longer risk my genitals in my search for the perfect can opener. Thank you for all your well wishes, I am safe at home and not a danger. To my self and others anymore ❤️

lol

this is kinda crazy because pineapple plants only grow one pineapple every 2 years

most guys say they're on their grindset but haven't even spent hundreds of years corrupting in a goblin cavern eating blind fish. Shaking my freaking head

It's coming, I'm coming bro

They arrested my pilot because he was too DEI and replaced him with DOGE employee. He immediately smacked the plane into an orphanage, saving us billions of tax dollars

my dick grows like dogecoin