bot101.bsky.social
egg parody 2021 - really I'm not a bot honest
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Eat the banana = capital loss that can be used against future taxes...
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Eat the banana = capital loss that can be used against future taxes...
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This reads like a book report by the kid that didn't read the book...
Lets start with the 1st line of this 2023 review.
- Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) ended on May 31, 2021.
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What member of Trump's admin team is he?
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If failing up had an admin team..
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Seems that draining a swamp just reveals the critters hiding within it.
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eggzactly .. ..
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Hypothetically speaking, how much are they willing to cut from MIL programs and how would those funds be distributed?
Also hypothetically what ethics guidelines or rules with those working for DOGE be held to. Would it say.. require those working for it to not be a major recipient of Gov Benefits.
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hypothetically what kind of scale are we talking about, does it have BT or wifi, can it sync to Alexa?
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theconversation.com/robert-f-ken...
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I'm just putting it out there that maybe the Secretary of Health should maybe not be the first (and likely only) person you think of when you read or hear the words "brain worms"...
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youtu.be/tn7h5gI62h8?...
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Add a laugh track to every video, podcast, documentary.
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This Starter Pack has greatly expanded since yesterday, so I hope you'll check it again if you only glanced at it previously.
There are a number of major international media outlets that have bridges or mirrors set up for Bluesky but will likely move to full accounts soon. I'll add them as they do.
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I'm opting to go on extended vacation to the EU...
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Special edition with a tinfoil cover
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Slap the Onion logo on every "news" story they posted and add the logo and a laugh track to every video, podcast, documentary.
If the buy comes with the right to Alex Jones image then maybe an AI recreation is in order.
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With enough time 1/2 the white house wont be allowed near a school.. maybe that's why they are after cutting education..
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Wait until he fonds a role for MTG aka sporkfoot
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I'm keeping my X account for now, mostly for some of the accounts that are not here yet.. and to keep poking the odd MAGA..
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Gaetz did run against him and said a few things that would get under Trump's skin/orange peal..
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Fanfiction... Evil Good themed...
Trump Appoints Gaetz Gaetz steps down from his current elected role.
Gaetz then takes on the role of AG.
Trump then fires Gaetz.
Gaetz is then jobless and has to wait to be elected back into gov.
Where he loses to the new incumbent.
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Fanfiction... Evil Good themed...
Trump Appoints Gaetz
Gaetz steps down from his current elected role.
Gaetz then takes on the role of AG.
Trump then fires Gaetz.
Gaetz is then jobless and has to wait to be elected back into gov. Where he loses to the new incumbent.
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So a sex offender President appointing a sex offender Attorney General. Got it
Doesn't this mean that Matt will have to step down from his current role to take on his new role?
A role Trump can then later fire him from?
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This feels like they just made Gomer Pyle the head of the defense... There is now a carpet somewhere in a far off nation covered in spilled champaign..
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They have made clear where the key fight(s) should be.
The price of goods, they voted with their wallet.
So keep the GOP accountable to their promises.
- Energy cost cut in half within 12 months
- Lower gas prices
- Lower inflation
- Lower interest rates
- Lower cost of living (Mortgage/Rent)
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I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by
I see friends shaking hands
Saying, "How do you do?"
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The GOP are going all in on School Choice.
I have a counter offer, State Choice..
Where the tax payer can select what states can have access to their funds...
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Stop giving him ideas or that will be the real logo
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When they said "robots will take over the world"...
I assume they meant actual physical robots and not foreign government and thot bot farms on a social media site directing the prioritization of gov programs and spending. - named to pump a crypto meme/grift.
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See this is what happens when you lookup facts.
Now I will need to drink wine and kill that braincell so I can sleep.
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Maybe he will also pick Hannity for Press Secretary
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The Onion just needs to slap a logo on that...
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Why, what did the roaches do?
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Feb 1st?
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www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
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www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
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www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
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