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2a folks w the big crickets energy

The firing squad loads their rifles. I tap out one final post - "ACAB includes Viewtiful Joe" - as they destroy my entire body with bullets

i was born in the right generation i love hot pockets and hideo kojima

Wait... ...Y'all are furries?

Happy pride to u pimps

oh you do manual labor? you have a hand job?

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Me, flopping onto the ground and whining: "I don't want to make an invoice. I wanna play Oblivion." My 🧠: "It'll take 5 minutes. And it's the only way you get paid. You know the money you use for rent? That comes from this invoice. Get your ass up." Me: *more groaning and whining noises*

Austin is moist

Just got sent this tonight by a friend and did an actual spit take.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Loading up the vape with milk, let's get weird

Beans

Visiting friends in New York

Watching the latest Severance, we should bring Ether parties back. Go full cosplay with it. 17th century waistcoats, all gather up in a well decorated library and huff gas will rows of floating animals surround us on our trumpet frog thrones.

same

Out of nowhere, two spam fundraiser texts from the Dems Fuck ALL the way off. My money will not be going towards more videos of Chuck Schumer’s half-alive corpse chanting "we will win!" while people I love flee their homes out of fear of authoritarian retribution.

Started Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and I am fascinated by Joe Joestar, a man who steadfastly does not want to have sex, he's just there to get his ass kicked

Folks would do well to actually play games they're interested in, instead of consuming them through the pre-digested monetized takes of jaded content creators who play video games for a living, and have long lost critical distance from the fact that they experience said media differently as 'work'.

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

go birds

Depending on who I’m talking too at this Super Bowl party, the Kansas City players are either too WOKE or too MAGA. Schrodinger's Chiefs. GO BIRDS

"Always remember Kamille, if you're 4 deep in a 6 pack on the highway and you see red and blue lights in the rear view there's a loaded handgun in the glove compartment. You know what to do."

dude i am obsessed with balatro

Sometimes i listen to BBC World Service radio to just listen to the beautiful British accents not knowing or caring what they are talking about at all.

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school. Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Welcome to Bluesky from TikTok. You may remember your platform being full of cool timely stuff. Anyway this place is for arguing about whether someone is problematic for talking about plantains. You may wonder who makes the rules, and the answer is "me"

My new hobby is blocking grifters that are constantly following me any time I interact with @bsky.app now.

fixed it

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.