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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
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this is ridiculous, when my wife and I got married we didn’t spend a dime over $30M

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Terry Francona’s new seat is from a boat (it’ll fold open).

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1 run scored in a 3-game series, is that good

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I am in a BAD mood and can’t shake it

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last night I was thinking to myself “everyone who cynically supported Cuomo *should* be ashamed of themselves but they are people whose moral compasses are so broken they’re incapable of feeling shame” and welp

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I mean, ideally I’d like him to be separated from his family because he’s at The Hague but this is a good start

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lots to think about/process re: the NYC mayoral primary and its larger implications for American politics; grateful that my favorite podcast will help me make sense of it all

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

fair criticism tbh, the baby baskets should be given to the babies’ parents/caregivers, the babies won’t know what to do with them

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people who are mad about “lack of experience” have the same energy as people who are mad about protests not being “peaceful” enough: they’re mad about something that isn’t even true and they will forever move the goalposts to stay mad about the thing that isn’t even true

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lifetime ban for this “fan” at bare minimum, if this is how you heckle players you need to sit at home for every game and spend that time rethinking your whole life

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not ranking Cuomo is me, this is how I am, this is a lifestyle this is it

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I am also crying* *from laughing

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getting the gang together to let them know about the NYC mayoral primary results

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

good for him but also missed opportunity that he didn’t become a firefighter

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

just got hit with a “I’ll give you some time back” at the conclusion of a work call that went 12 minutes over its scheduled end time 👍

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

every old crusty problematic Democrat is like “I’m calling on Andrew Cuomo to drop out…of private life and get all the votes and be the next mayor of NYC!”

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Glen The Baby Merchant from Cop Rock just endorsed Cuomo

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hey, I know there’s a lot going on right now but I think you should know It’s a Full-On Hunk Summit at the Spring Men’s Shows

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

oh shit, I wasn’t keeping oil prices down, I didn’t know he was watching

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

this whole thread but especially this

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🚨 SOSA CYCLE WATCH 🚨

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incredible and lucky that Rojas got back to second after overrunning it—that being the final out of the inning would’ve been a classic Phillies Little League Baserunning Error™️

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once again singing this one but replacing Joe DiMaggio with “June Kyle Schwarber”

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nice of the ESPN guys to do their research before Bohm was on the mic “Did they make any shirts for Stay Loose And Sexy?” mf, they made like a million of them, please look even one (1) thing up ahead of time

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LMAO Alonso tossed his bat on two consecutive strikes thinking they were both ball 4 what a dorkwiener

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I’m a registered democrat so I’m allowed to talk shit about the democrats! that’s how it works! lmao

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

if we’re bringing back 2003 vibes can it be this instead of charging into yet another war for the absolute worst/most dishonest reasons?

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if you are against the US getting into another war and you have people in your replies or in real life telling you you’re naive and “oh, I guess you’re for getting nuked by Iran!” or whatever, you can simply tell those people to fuck off, that’s a thing you’re absolutely allowed to do

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all I know is, thank god Pete Hegseth thought ahead and got the military prepared for warfighting

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