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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
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if you told me that Squirrel Lady And Dog Lady was the Best Animated Short Oscar winner a few years ago I’d believe it no questions asked
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they rock, got no beef with them (although I do have a very embarrassing memory tied to one of their other songs but that’s a me problem 🤷🏻♂️)
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I just learned this like a year ago and freaked OUT
I’m still not quite over it, probably never will be
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their logo would be this except it’s Betsy Ross
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groan-inducing, pun-adjacent name that’s also classic “lady’s version of the man’s thing, they don’t get their own separate identity” sexist, I’m sorta mad at myself that I thought of it even as a joke
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76hers
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anyway, this guy definitely has the body of a teenager (in a steamer trunk in his basement)
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if you’re anything like me you read that headline and immediately thought “how is this an article from The Atlantic and not a McSweeney’s essay”
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dude pulled a Dean Browning
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definitely—going strictly by birth year, my high school class were all solidly gen x
going by what those I’ve kept in touch with post on social media, some are extremely boomer, some very gen x, some very millennial, or some combo of two or all three of those
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was gonna say Butthole Dick but the prompt was *ruin* a book’s title so that won’t work
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AND Daikin Park is one of the ugliest ballparks in MLB, I’m not looking at that monstrosity for 3 hours if I don’t have to
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normally I’d be like “eh, I’ll watch this, two good teams, might be interesting” but I’m too annoyed now AND AJ Pierzynski is one of the guys calling this game and I can’t stand him, so NOPE
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this is like during football season when the birds are on Fox but you tune in and they’re like “fuck you asshole, here’s a Bengals game”
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yeah, I was onboard with the casting of Neeson right from the start but was afraid it wouldn’t live up to that inspired choice, finding out Akiva Schaffer directed and Pamela Anderson costars were both “hell yeah” moments for me
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was onboard with the casting of Neeson right from the start but unsure if it would live up to that inspired choice but everything I’ve seen/read/found out about this since has been a “hell yeah” for me
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JGA (Josh Gondelman Army)
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jerkstices of the suckpreme court
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I realize complaining doesn’t do anything/isn’t helpful but sometimes ya gotta vent so you don’t end up in a “remember that? when daddy hit the referee?” situation
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now we got a Oops! Majority Scalias court and it sucks ass
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the previous norm was more often than not a reasonable decision accompanied by an unhinged and angry dissent from Scalia and you’d just be like “cry more about it, dipshit” and have a nice laugh at his expense
sorry to be all “those were the days” but those were the days
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there have been fuckwads on the Supreme Court for most if not all of my life but they were largely kept in check until fairly recently
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will delete this if it turns out I am wrong and this is good, but for now
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I did the math and it seems bad but need someone who knows ball better than me to confirm
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only one thing I can do: lose myself in the Metaverse
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When I’m With You, just for the satisfaction of sustaining that last eternal high note
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give it a listen on pbdcastdne