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* Hiding San Francisco summertime temperatures for myself like a hoarder. *

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You Don't Mess with the Zohran (2025)

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I hardly ever open Facebook, so its algorithm has no idea what to show me. But every now and then, it lands a direct hit.

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Wearing my “I’m a comosexual” shirt and getting lots of questions already answered by my shirt

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today im downloading a car and you cant stop me

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Is the cure to male loneliness AI boyfren?

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Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

submitted 11 days ago • 64 comments

cant login to PGE so my bill is free right? finger-guns.jpg

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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

submitted 26 days ago • 39 comments

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, to

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Calling it now, we're heading into a bozo summer

submitted 35 days ago • 42 comments

Here’s my life hack for travel prep in 30 minutes or less 1. Make a list of things to bring (5 min) 2. Look at your phone (8 hrs) 3. Panic! Now you can pack your bag (20 min)

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Every 2025 tech story boils down to "we gave the internet mad cow disease and this guy thinks he found a way to make money off of it"

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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

submitted 41 days ago • 121 comments

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 F-18 $180,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm

submitted 50 days ago • 33 comments

spiritually i'm out of office

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

I just scored 13,276 on a game of at://2048. Think you can do better? Join in on the fun with @2048.blue.

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listen up fellas

submitted 52 days ago • 188 comments