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This new Jake Tapper book on Biden is pretty interesting, and I’m definitely enjoying it, but the experience of reading it is like if I were watching Jake Tapper ultimate fighting Joe Biden at their current ages.

What about Charlie Kirk captivates young conservatives? Jordan Klepper went to Texas A&M to find out

House Republicans passed their bill that’d rip health insurance from millions and take food assistance away from millions including households with kids as young as 7 in the largest Medicaid and SNAP cuts in history - while giving giant tax cuts to the rich. Thread on the next steps of the process.

Terrorists Continue to Pay for Check Marks on X They rely on the premium services for the amplification of long propaganda posts and extended videos....not just ... for the blue check notoriety, they are subscribing for the premium services.– Katie Paul,Tech Transparency Proj @kateconger.com Gift!

This is absolutely incredible -- Kristi Noem repeatedly refuses to acknowledge that Trump brandished an doctored image of Abrego Garcia's tattoos, prompting Eric Swalwell to have a staffer of his brandish an image of them right in her face. Totally dystopian.

Today Cindy Hyde-Smith asked about disaster declarations MS is waiting for and requested assurance that FEMA will continue supporting MS as it has in the past. Kristi Noem answered that Trump's failure to respond shows why FEMA should be phased out.

The Democratic members of an independent agency dedicated to protecting Americans from dangerous products and issuing recalls and safety warnings were fired by President Trump via an overnight email.

MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns? TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually

So Marty/Seamus/Marty Jr look identical because they’re related. Biff/Grif/MadDog look identical because they’re related. So what are we suppose to think about Marty’s mom looking exactly like his great grandfathers wife in Back to the Future Part 3? George and Loraine are clearly 2nd cousins.

There are rare times when I’m content with my accomplishments but then I remember that Randy Orton has won the heavyweight title 17 times to my 0. I still think I can catch up to him eventually but it’ll be tough.

Some stats from 100 days in on congestion pricing: - Complaints about car-honking are down 70% - The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48% - 6 million fewer cars - Half as many traffic-related injuries - 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year

“I did not think we would get this authoritarian this fast,” Stewart said. “I really didn’t. I’m sorry. Who could’ve known? Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on @bsky.app about this, I would have known. But no one did, except every day, in all caps.”

I know there is a lot going on, but I think most Americans would freak out if they realized what Elon and co were doing with all of our data.

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So the SMEs inside Tesla tell Elon to focus on a 20K e-car for the good of the business. Instead he builds the 60k cybertruck and shitty robotaxisEVs. Now BYD is taking over the global market with affordable EVs so Elon gets auto tariffs to make his cars more competitive. www.npr.org/2025/03/27/n...

X is not worth 33 billion. He basically just paid himself $33B from another company, presumably to pay off his debts from the initial buy because he knows he'll never be able to raise the capital from X itself. He is his own ponzi scheme.

“Asked whether she believes other professors might be encouraged to leave the United States, Shore wrote that she believes many of her colleagues will consider relocating due to the current political climate, which she deemed an ‘American descent into fascism.’”

This new open ai image converter is pretty great.

The first rule of Trumpism is to never apologize or admit wrongdoing. That’s why he’s not firing anyone or even entertaining the idea anybody around him did something wrong.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Might as well as give Eric all your passwords if you’re going to give him your backup security answers. This is how people get blackmailed into saying and doing stupid illegal shit.

I’m just now getting to Picard season three. It’s so good! Awesome job!

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

It’s amazing what access to someone’s DM’s will buy you

“Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for years, so to ensure productivity going forward, all government workers must email me private nudes they would never want leaked,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...

It’s a small thing but it makes me really mad that the central metaphor of The Matrix movies, a film series by a pair of trans women that is extremely literally about becoming woke, got co-opted by a bunch of dirt-stupid bigots to mean “became racist”

Musk is cash-poor, with most of his wealth in stocks and unprofitable businesses. His debtors want real money, not hype. If TSLA drops too much, margin calls hit. The NAZI lost $100B last month—keep this up, and he could lose everything. www.investopedia.com/tesla-stock-...

FRIGGIN' WILD: In email obtained by TPM, White House claims that the Appointments Clause of the US constitution conflicts with Trump's "inherent authority" ... EXCLUSIVE: Trump Makes Aggressive New Claim of Executive Power To Circumvent The Senate  talkingpointsmemo.com/news/exclusi...

Who would have thought an 80 year old US senator worth millions of dollars could be this out of touch. We have to primary him. Better go find a 90 year old to set things straight.

Sesame Street really tells the story of America: - Created for PBS to educate young (especially Black!) children - Becomes a beloved institution cherished by the entire country - Gets privatized and kicked to premium cable due to budget cuts - Unionization leads to mass layoffs What a country!

This is why I hope Trump goes full dictator and bans the Democratic Party. It’s entire power structure is completely incapable of understanding modern political dynamics. They won’t go away willingly but we desperately need it in ashes so new movements can rise fresh and unburdened with mediocrity.

Pete Hegseth just reportedly ordered the US military’s Cyber Command to “stand down” from all planning against Russia. Analysts have been ordered not to follow or report on Russian threats. One inside source said, “Putin is on the inside now.”

This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.

18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org

'Did you even say thank you?'

Have we really become so angry and intolerant that we can’t even let the vice president enjoy some skiing in peace the day after he signed off on the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians?

This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

Jfc. I now hate the future.

Still processing the fact that Zelensky asked Vance “Have you ever actually been to Ukraine?” and his response was that he’s watched and seen some videos.