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Official account of 80s porn star known as "the best butt in the biz" and partner of John "Buttman" Stagliano. Perpetually writing a passion project memoir "Shot on Video: My 2000 Days of Porn," unlikely to ever be published. Disrespect will be blocked.
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Boobert has to virtue signal because no one would every believe she's a Christian like she claims. I mean, she already proved she will have sex without being married, bear children out of wedlock, and is an easy lay on a first date.
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I thought she only did lesbo softcore.
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They wanted a CR until after the election. Now they want a CR because the dog caught the car. I don't get what they're concerned about. They handed their authority over to Trump with a bow. It doesn't matter what they pass or don't, Trump will do as he pleases and they'll say "Yes, Mr. President."
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I thought he just said earlier that cuts are entirely up to the agencies.
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It's not like he didn't say exactly what he planned to do. It's not like dozens of educated people failed to sound the alarm for Project 2025 and the nearly identical Agenda 47. It's not like face-eating leopards pick and choose which faces to eat.
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And it's happy! Look at those relaxed paws. You would wake and disturb such a happy kitty. That would be tragic.
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In the classic definition of "entitlement," we are ENTITLED to those programs!
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So, kids with disabilities, elderly, and the chronically ill need to get a job? That's anything but common sense. That's Jim Jordan bleating his assigned slogans and sound bites in random order.
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It's the latest scam to funnel money to the wealthy. "Save" it for the taxpayers, but then pay it all back out to the people who "find" it.
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*good OLD days
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Yup, the good only days, when you couldn't walk down the street without your eyes watering.
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That was the lesson learned. I bought it as a Christmas yankee gift exchange. It was at my boss’ house and the guys opened it and started drinking. I’m sure they had to replace the carpet. LOL!
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LOL! In Texas, they had two liquors next to each other. One was bacon and one was waffles. The whole idea was disgusting. But then I was buying moonshine soaked cherries, but that's a different story.
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The US imports about 60% of its produce, so that tracks.
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If that’s the case, they need to resign. They already ceded their power and authority to Trump, and now they do more harm than good. Time to go gentle into that good night.
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He's aware there's a large faction of Republicans he now has rethinking their loyalties, right?
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Men are fun. Easily manipulated, given my former career. Must be why MAGAs are predominantly male.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsxQ...
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I just watched "Mary Poppins" again over Thanksgiving! Love Glynis Johns (passed away just last year).
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Just FYI...
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When you stand by someone no matter what you're saying you have no conscience, moral, or scruples--only fealty, as was reveal by Kellyanne Conway long ago. She even got the bad plastic surgery required of aging women at Mar-a-Lago.
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... They're probably looking at one vote per household now, since the one vote per child for breeding families from JD Vance didn't go over very well. They're probably also looking into rolling back to the vote belonging to the landed gentry.
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When women's suffrage started to take hold, one of the reasons the menfolk gave in was based on the assumption they would simply vote the same as their husbands or however they were told to. That turned out not to be the case, so they don't want disobedient married women voting anymore...
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Actually, neither are a measurement of the economy, but I understand the sentiment.
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Did he have to grab anyone by the clavicles to demand he be driven around and around like a child on a grocery store 10¢ carousel?
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How are they going to measure the brain damage when it's Texas?
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So, it doesn't contain any of their own DNA, because that would definitely not turn out as planned. Bald, paunchy, vapid, etc.
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I understand creating EV vehicles. What I don't understand is making they so fucking ugly or dorky looking. I'm highly unlikely to ever buy a car screaming LOOK AT ME! I NEED ATTENTION!
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I kinda did that. ;)
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Didn't Richard Millhouse Nixon say essentially the same thing?
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Both can be true at the same time. They are not incompatible.
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I wouldn't count on that. Land now is more valuable when developed. And when the ultra wealthy want to buy land to develop in areas not zoned for it, they buy the politicians to change it.
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I'm as unlikely to use "Gulf of America" as I was "freedom fries." And I will always show respect to the historical culture of Alaskans by saying Mt. Denali. Hubris and pettiness just aren't my jam.
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See they're just as ignorant about copyright law as they are constitutional law.
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... shot it. Jeff did not like being overruled, and used this picture for the cover and "lost" all the other shots. Yeah. Sure. There were other shots used for international distribution, I just wish I had them.
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... a barn door or something, and the art director, Jeff Lam, said I was getting fat and he wanted a reshoot. I told Coast to Coast I would reshoot with MY photographer, Don Mantooth, and MY vision since I wrote and directed it. During the shoot, I was goofing around and did this pose and he...
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The incompetence in the way they're pursuing this is astounding. It's like the Keystone Cops.
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He's still just reading his scripts.
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Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times.
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Looks like a 5th grader chose the name.
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I don’t see why. Pete Hegseth just named a military base after him for his brilliant work convicting Trump. 😝😹
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In a full body condom, maybe. LOL! But then you don’t even have to pay for a room!
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Well, we know she’s a sure thing on a first date. Who wouldn’t hop in a cab with her?
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He plans to install Vanky or Junior in a drive to reinstate a monarchy when Mike Johnson and the spineless, ball-less MAGA Congress crown him king.