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people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.

submitted 5 hours ago • 49 comments

Listen. I agree Trump voters definitely voted for this. But it’s interesting to watch liberals who claim they don’t support most of what their candidate supports in terms of immigration policing and foreign policy act like it’s insane to vote for someone that doesn’t match ur politics

submitted 13 hours ago • 31 comments

zionist politicians love being like “i endorse committing war crimes and assassinating american citizens ❤️”

submitted 1 day ago • 104 comments

It should be a crime higher than treason for an app to mute your music or podcast if it’s not doing anything of equal importance.

submitted 16 hours ago • 28 comments

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

submitted 3 days ago • 87 comments

The intellectual crime of being against massacring starving people when they crowd aid trucks, of bombing hospitals, of targeting journalists and doctors for death, killing tens of thousands of children--all in the vain hope of avoiding repercussions from the criminals behind these atrocities.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I don't speak a word of German but I think I would've gathered that this is about "a man who finds his car sexually attractive" regardless. There's an unmistakable vibe that transcends language.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"The exception that proves the rule" is such a beautiful concept. Feels like something somebody who was losing an argument made up and we all rolled with it. "The soul of dignity is to have a little wet spot on your crotch when you return from the urinal."

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I think it would be really funny to be ride or die for Scratchmen Apoo.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

submitted 2 days ago • 115 comments

Had a long flight so I drew some Swan Boy background characters

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

finding out private equity is making big investments in your industry is like finding out your name just popped up at the top of a serial killer's notes app

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Finding this officially marks the death of my nostalgia frontier. We have reached the Pacific. Alexander wept, for there were no more slivers of memory left to conquer. I remember everything. youtu.be/B9Da9Dg7m1Y?...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

VINCENT PRICE (climaxing): I’m BUSTING a NUT!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Jubilee debate: 20 Book of Job Defenders vs. 1 Dostoyevsky Asking "But where is Sonya?"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

She turned the radio off to really give it some thought

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.

submitted 3 days ago • 109 comments

Reading some old Swan Boys and I get why people thought Rona was a chihuahua but she doesn't really look like one of those either. She's as much a coyote as she is a cat or a chihuahua.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

submitted 4 days ago • 66 comments

I’ll bet this news cycle is very stressful for Elon! Some additional substances, taken in the absence of medical advice, should sort that right out!

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

I remember each one of you stupid liberal fucks that told me dems confirming this guy was strategy are you awake yet

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

Opinion: Let's Capitulate To The Right. Surely This Will Be Fine just call transphobes weird freaks. they're being weird freaks when they obsess over bathrooms and children and pretend to care about sports. they're being weird freaks when they won't shut up about our junk. they're just weird freaks

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments