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A Swan Boy Giallo Arc? My niche interests are having a crossover

I fell out of my chair (unrelated)

Some of you need to look it the mirror and repeat “capitalist politicians don’t care about me” over and over again until it sticks in your dense fucking head

OH MY GOD

my god. the clues were there the whole time. the names are anagrams!!!!

The shocking revelations never stop coming on swanboy.com!

Oh man the latest story arch is really going places

Incredible Rona Lore today

Happy June Twelfth to all who celebrate

Mourning the man by listening to Shortenin' Bread nine hundred times in a row.

Swan Boy is the perfect comic

i admire bruno tomato for being a director/star but never insisting on top billing for his acting roles. right there in the middle of the pack is fine for him

New Bruno Tomato has just been unearthed. There is no way to remaster it that does any service to the film itself.

I gotta catch up on Bruno Tomato's filmography

Might get a talking to from whoever monitors the network for unsavory stuff here, but hell no, I don't regret reading the new Swanboy at work.

Fantastic episode this week with the funniest person in the world @bransonreese.bsky.social

Yeah that makes sense

More Rona's Dad lore you love to see it folks

I don’t even know what to say about the latest Swan Boy. Other than GET THE FUCK ON BOARD

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

there was no arsonist. those waymos just did that

it rocks knowing that even in the unlikely event elected dems want to do something about ICE in the future, their approach will most likely be "hope the courts fix this for us, because we really don't want to take the risks, or the responsibilities"

This took a while to get done, but I've chronicled my day among the protesters in Los Angeles, and the idea that this is anything but a celebration of cultural heritage and a firm, nonviolent demand to protect family, friends and neighbors is totally ridiculous. prospect.org/justice/crie...

this is an unprecedented, record-breaking level of "damn that's crazy"

people who relentlessly defend a party whose most recent act of resistance was building a giant inflatable chicken while handing out tacos at the RNC: let me tell you a little something about optics

every now and then i am reminded on this website that the most annoying thing about the democratic party - not worst, just most annoying - is how it seems to magnetically attract a type of person who gets rock hard for any chance to focus on semantics and be as pedantic as possible

tell the cops to cut the violence, not the people. protestors are not violent, protests are not violent. actions taken in response to violence, be it to the self or to the community, are self defense and preservation. tearing families apart is violence. borders are violence. cops are violence.

LA rules. The people here rule, in particular the immigrants. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

Riot control is underway, but we still need someone to lose every war in recent memory, impregnate teenagers, and get a lot of DUIs. Send them in.

A toilet with the wrestler Hilk Hugun behind it