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The evil mom from the Goonies absolutely terrified me as a kid

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Skelly says we riding for pride yall

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So who gets custody of little J.D. once the divorce is finalized?

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I got the Mooh Korb Pad Prik Khing Thai Spicy from Ruan Thai in Wheaton and now I have the most exquisite endorphin rush

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On PBS tonight (whaddup) they were examining how Mantises were such incredible hunters and were trying to examine their depth perception by giving them TINY LITTLE PRAYING MANTIS 3D GLASSES

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Live look at me during Spurs stoppage time

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GODDAMNIT VICARIO CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

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This was my original watch plan for the Tottenham game and I believe that I’ll be sticking with it. Expecting the worst but hoping for the best.

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RIP Joe Don Baker, the namesake of one of the most vile alcoholic concoctions that the silver screen has ever graced us with

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One of the funny things about surveying at wastewater treatment plants is how vaguely disgusting all of the different building names are

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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

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What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?

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Wait a minute - the Europa League Final is on a Wednesday evening?? I always knew that it was small potatoes in pretty much every way compared to the Champions League but damn

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My plans for watching Spurs’ Europa League Final match

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On this day, the beginning of the Papal Conclave, let us take time to remember one of the weirdest and funniest historical events in the history of the papacy

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Hey guys your black fire hydrant is super cool and metal and edgy but don’t you think this seems like a bad idea at 2 AM when your house is on fire and the firefighters are desperately searching for a hydrant?

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Hey DC, I’m so proud of yall right now. You guys sold out the Deltron 3030 anniversary show at the 9:30 Club in less than 24 hours and earned an added second show. Way to show out

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Bong hits for Jesus

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