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Excellent AI catch from @sorrykb.bsky.social I went with the screencap cause I don't wanna give these scammers a link

(I’m trying to find a wolf shirt to make a cutoff for Shakira next weekend)

Yall capitalism has gone too far

Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

Wow sounds like it sucks

can’t believe it’s all going down exactly like we thought it would

“When is straight pride month??!”

This is NOT a complaint - I’m loving all the “Happy Pride” with a thirst pic MAYBE featuring a rainbow

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Was gunna lap swim after lifting but oh no the lanes are all full, too bad

@greenhousemd.bsky.social

Oooh I wanna play as an American that once lived in London for a summer (lol) (Yes im embarrassed)

your balls are stored in my mouth if you buy me a drink

BREAKING: ICE is snatching families outside Texas courthouses. A sick mother was ripped away from her child after showing up for her immigration hearing. Her son held her hand and said: “Stay calm, Mom. I’m here.” Then they threw her in a van. This is a fucking trap.

Idc what any of yall say I like the Rihanna smurfs song and I really want a remix with Meghann Thee Stallion

Work requirements hurt poor people AND are a waste of money. Arkansas spent $26 million on administrative costs for work requirements — and saw no increase in employment. Georgia’s program cost $40 million in one year — 80% of that went to administrative and consulting costs.

Ok these are comfy, def need to be pants less at the bar post Cowboy Carter

if really you just want to be in a room full of love, you should resign your elected office and start breeding golden retrievers or making wedding cakes. but of course you can't do that if you also want to be in a room full of power.

I really hope that Bottoms is to middle and high schoolers today as Mean Girls was to middle and high schoolers to my generation

If I was a straight man this is who I’d be (Yes he’s probs a lil bi but you get what I mean)

Another part of my cowboy carter fit came in!