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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”

submitted 17 days ago • 252 comments

Tapping the sign

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please help John Kruk get into his email?

submitted 44 days ago • 10 comments

“Any city that doesn’t have a Tenderloin isn’t a city at all” – Herb Caen, longtime San Francisco Chronicle columnist. Few San Francisco neighborhoods have had more ups and downs than the 33-block area still called “The...

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#til www.tumblr.com/nooomagnus/7...

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Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.

submitted 67 days ago • 205 comments

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

submitted 85 days ago • 185 comments

i barely thought about Elon Musk until the Trapped Thai Schoolboys Incident, upon which it became extremely apparent he was both stupid and insane

submitted 85 days ago • 64 comments

There is something funny about these nazi larvae being like “i would never date interracially.” Yeah bro I’m sure the ladies are just fucking lining up

submitted 99 days ago • 48 comments

Why are people going along with this shit? These guys have no legal clearances and could be defeated with a single atomic wedgie. This is the first coup that you can shove into a locker. Come the fuck on

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Yes thehill.com/homenews/sen...

submitted 102 days ago • 366 comments

you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)

submitted 111 days ago • 46 comments

Boy, these last eight days feel like a good reminder why democracies generally avoid letting people who attempt a coup come back to power….

submitted 109 days ago • 110 comments

Look at the cat!

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Hell is empty and all the devils are sending emails

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

we don't have to bring back 'The Queen threw shade with her choice of brooch!' posting for the second term

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning

submitted 116 days ago • 16 comments

I wonder which message will resonate more

submitted 118 days ago • 157 comments

the shoplifting tantrum was a press operation to make older white americans terrified via breathless media reporting in order to achieve electoral goals. with those goals achieved, they're winding it down. this entire shoplifting panic has been a social experiment, thank you for your participation

submitted 122 days ago • 62 comments

A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there

submitted 122 days ago • 217 comments

feel bad for these guys because they have never heard Dust in the Wind. Time goes by and all your money won't another minute buy. Kerry Livgren does not put a verb at the end of a sentence unless he is absolutely not fucking around. it was true then and it's true now my techbros. deal

submitted 126 days ago • 16 comments

I think the people who fight enormous fires should get more money than the people who harass homeless people but that's just me

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People always point out that taxing the super-wealthy wouldn't actually raise all that much revenue, but it's becoming clearer that the primary benefit is just taking away their money.

submitted 203 days ago • 222 comments

Being a white uber driver is like having a front row ticket for the racism olympics

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Food discourse tonight is Marcus Aurelius time for me: "You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can't control. These things are not asking to be judged by you. Leave them alone."

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I hear about a new thing a marketer claims genAI will do, I think of Joyce, the most exhausted computer wife of 1980: "Wake me when this shit can make a bed."

submitted 133 days ago • 6 comments

Barbara Lee was right about everything.

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments