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In Hurricane Katrina, mainstream media were more worried people might take stuff rom WalMart than that grandmothers were dying on rooftops of buildings surrounded by contaminated floodwater.

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their life’s savings on a single event, what happened?" 99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

When a guy drops an hour-long self-produced movie in the Boston Comedians Facebook group, with THIS description... how can I say no

Saw a clip of Chris Parnell being asked about the SNL cowbell sketch and he’s asked how he keeps from breaking and he says that he just tries to stay in the moment and then he’s asked who was the easiest to break and he’s like “…yeah…yeah…probably Jimmy” in a way that makes sense he disdain clear

This is what Fox News thinks going to buy groceries in Seattle is like

Honestly great career move, old lady who slipped on ice is getting every fucking penny when he comes to court like that

omg thank you Fox News 😭

Me: what’s moby dick about AI: Richard Melville Hall (September 11, 1965), known professionally as Moby, is an American musician, songwriter, record producer, disc jockey, and animal rights activist. He has sold 20 million records worldwide. Me: yes, you fools have wasted your life on that book

A chance to reminisce about the time Musk bit on the right wing conspiracy theory about Pelosi's husband and a Twitter employee called him a halfwit to his face. He's only gotten worse since then

The thief has been found! His name is Guðmundur Pedro and Nettó gave him a bag full of dried fish.

Why is this written like a Reddit horror story

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

enter sandman has to be the craziest song about going to bed

I deeply despise how every piece of technology now from AI to social media algorithms involves treating everyone as a stupid tiny baby that has to be bottle fed content

thousands!

British man in the most dire voice you’ve ever heard: my love…I’m afraid we are not the only ones who are eating “Chippy Whippies”

GOP LEADERS: let’s bring this country back to the 19th Century. THE COLORADO ROCKIES: sure boss, happy to help

this is pretty funny tbh

In many ways the Colorado Rockies are America’s team in that we just had a year where things seemed historically bad with the White Sox, and we said “well at least it can’t get any worse”, and then it definitely did

One of the great tragedies of what has happened to the media is that the expectation is always for them to say if something is “beneficial”, which is speculative madeup bullshit, instead of “right or wrong”, which can also be speculative but involves people having a soul and feeling guilt about evil

Wolf it’s your time to shine

Adding: Hoffman entered public service because he could not get health insurance for Holly, now in her 20s, who was born with a disability and is now an amputee. He’s a relentless advocate. This morning his wife threw herself on Holly and was shot in her stead. MN disability community in shock.

I could not tell you if Jason Williams made five all-star teams or was the worst player in the league and the thing is that it never mattered, no one judged him on that, we all judged him on the cool shit that’s what he was there for

It all happens on Bluesky the everything app

It’s been mentioned so I must post it

Conservatives will say America is back and they’ll be watching Jason Aldean and Pitbull do a duet called “Small town mama, country MILF” in front of the Coast Guard

The level of being drunk where you develop the European Roseanne Barr Accent.

Today I learned tanks are pretty squeaky