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Comedian/writer. Milwaukee Brewers. Wisconsin sports.
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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It’s June on Sunday and we haven’t even gotten Spring.

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Was mad my kid was watching a YouTube video about a guy who plays arcade games but realized it’s how to know when to get the most tickets and now mad it was actually educational

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Hell yeah bring on Friday

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He knew lol

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"We dry humped him yesterday, dry humped him the day before. For him to come in and do the job like this, this is a guy that we had last year, and we got a taste of him. But I can't even tell you. That was on emotion, but he made pitches." - Pat Murphy, May 27th, 2025

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Brewers have DFA’d Payamps

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Not me completely invested now in a Kenosha couple suing the Brewers for being a minute late to claim a $13,000 50/50 prize and now claiming it’s a conspiracy with Milwaukee TV stations and accusations of taking the couple in a special room to review tape 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

My exterminator told me today that the only talented comedians are on “Kill Tony”

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Milwaukee! At Laughing Tap all weekend! #mke #comedy

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I should start a new show or movie Also me: it’s time to re-watch “Justified” and “John Wick”

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Spending my morning sending $20 offers on these hoping it starts a fight

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I need a drink

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The Brewers front office has now entered the “find out” phase after fing around all offseason refusing to spend money.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

“Now, we are going to see our baseball team score actual runs DURING the baseball games, right???l

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This would have been at least $100 at the estate sale I was at the other day. The way things were priced made you think that the owner was killed intentionally

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Rummage sale people have lost their minds.

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I’ve been informed by the young people that using GIFs and “The Office” references are now “cringe”

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I remember playing the Twins last year.

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I’ve decided to devote all my time to writing Brewers erotic fan fiction please tell me how I’m doing so far

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

My May Brewers 3B Position Update: Spoiler Alert: It should be better brewerfanatic.com/forums/topic...

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Jackson Chourio Tracker May 13th, 2025 (morning)

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Normalize movies being 90 minutes again. If your family, horror or comedy movie goes past the 105 minute mark, something went horribly wrong.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I think this is actually @brewersraptor.bsky.social

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Quick Brewers offense rankings: 23rd in Batting Average 13th in Runs Scored 21st in Home Runs 17th in On Base Percentage 28th in Slugging Percentage

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Random fact, you could call it fun as well: Brewers currently lead the league in steals with 51. 4 of the 5 in the NL Central are in the Top 5 too Cubs 2, Reds 4, Pirates tied for 5th

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“Say ‘obstruction’ again. Say ‘obstruction' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!”

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Why is Wisconsin so regressive

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Funniest part of the new American pope so far is that “Euro Trip” is going virall againj

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Never seen “The Sopranos” and starting it, wish me luck

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Have 2 Don’t Tell shows this weekend! Friday Kaukauna and Saturday GB!

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Daz SZN

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna see a late showing of “Thunderbolts” and yell “Chicken Jockey!” to see what happens

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Your yearly reminder why lots of Cubs fans come to Am Fam: Cheaper than their urine-drenched stadium Cubs fans start dozens of fights every series and people avoid Last year their ugly fans broke an escalator It’s still mostly Brewers fans there

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Got kicked out of the library book sale for trying to set this on fire.

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Why does every person who accuses Tom Hanks of being a pedo literally look like one

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No Brewers or Bucks tonight. If you live near, head to Rebellion Brewing in Cedarburg at 7 for stand up!

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