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brewersraptor.bsky.social
Comedian/writer. Milwaukee Brewers. Wisconsin sports.
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Friends don’t let friends put ketchup on eggs

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Journalism used to mean something.

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Gorgeous

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Tomorrow night! Come see me do comedy and live DnD!

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When you’re definitely NOT lying

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Reminders for Brewers Pride Night this Thursday: 1/2 This is not the first time they’ve done one. This will not be, nor has it ever been, the lowest attendance game of the year. Yes, there was a military theme weekend in May and they honor a veteran every game.

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Shout outs to @brewersraptor.bsky.social and @bigmemath.bsky.social as well as my kid on today's show!

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I always forget that having to go to Walmart after 9pm is a completely different world.

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oh this is GOOD

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Have a new merch shop at Bonfire. Teespring sucks haha

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My totally non-bias All Star voting. Yeli is a DH option

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Where were you when the Jackson “Screaming” Chourio meme was born

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sweeping the phillies 🧹

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Seen a lot of hateful comments about Pride already but that hate will never match the hate that kids have for couch pillows being on couches.

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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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It’s June on Sunday and we haven’t even gotten Spring.

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Was mad my kid was watching a YouTube video about a guy who plays arcade games but realized it’s how to know when to get the most tickets and now mad it was actually educational

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Hell yeah bring on Friday

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He knew lol

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"We dry humped him yesterday, dry humped him the day before. For him to come in and do the job like this, this is a guy that we had last year, and we got a taste of him. But I can't even tell you. That was on emotion, but he made pitches." - Pat Murphy, May 27th, 2025

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Brewers have DFA’d Payamps

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Not me completely invested now in a Kenosha couple suing the Brewers for being a minute late to claim a $13,000 50/50 prize and now claiming it’s a conspiracy with Milwaukee TV stations and accusations of taking the couple in a special room to review tape 🤣🤣🤣

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My exterminator told me today that the only talented comedians are on “Kill Tony”

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Milwaukee! At Laughing Tap all weekend! #mke #comedy

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Me: I should start a new show or movie Also me: it’s time to re-watch “Justified” and “John Wick”

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Spending my morning sending $20 offers on these hoping it starts a fight

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I need a drink

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The Brewers front office has now entered the “find out” phase after fing around all offseason refusing to spend money.

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“Now, we are going to see our baseball team score actual runs DURING the baseball games, right???l

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This would have been at least $100 at the estate sale I was at the other day. The way things were priced made you think that the owner was killed intentionally

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Rummage sale people have lost their minds.

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I’ve been informed by the young people that using GIFs and “The Office” references are now “cringe”

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I remember playing the Twins last year.

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I’ve decided to devote all my time to writing Brewers erotic fan fiction please tell me how I’m doing so far

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My May Brewers 3B Position Update: Spoiler Alert: It should be better brewerfanatic.com/forums/topic...

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Jackson Chourio Tracker May 13th, 2025 (morning)

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Normalize movies being 90 minutes again. If your family, horror or comedy movie goes past the 105 minute mark, something went horribly wrong.

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I think this is actually @brewersraptor.bsky.social

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Quick Brewers offense rankings: 23rd in Batting Average 13th in Runs Scored 21st in Home Runs 17th in On Base Percentage 28th in Slugging Percentage

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