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NYer who enjoys long romantic walks on the subway platform, dance parties that end before midnight, and half-assed adulting I put the punk in punctuality
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If the new pope thinks deep dish is a legitimate pizza style then we are all damned.

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I would vote for NYC mayor whoever could make this happen here

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

7:17pm will be the time when we sort out those who remembered it’s still spring and those who thought it was summer. (Don’t forget that jacket later)

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Inside you there are two wolves, one from breakfast and one from lunch, which is why I’m pissed off. You knew I was cooking a special dinner tonight and now you’re not hungry.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Car alarms should make a blaring sound on your key fob… and nowhere else

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

So the whole Canada becomes 51st state thing is obviously dumb but let’s say it did. Wouldn’t it have more electoral college votes than California? And wouldn’t that maybe be an advantage to Democrats?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Daylight savings? In this economy??

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Tired: ears burning when someone thinks about you Wired: brain burning from overheating Neuralink when someone is thinking to you

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