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Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either. I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice) "We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020) Aotearoa he/him
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wait till you find out about flammable and inflammable. Boy, you learn that one the hard way.

Either, phones just got a lot more interesting than they were five minutes ago OR Facebook has a new scam model. Remember: Facebook ads are not real and should be ignored at all costs. Yes, even the ones your company places for legitimate products.

It’s Red Road Flats, on an island

the time for ZITI is over the time for TIKKA MASALA is now

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol #NATOSummit

This is not the work of a well person. Uninformed, lacking in awareness and clearly without any sense checking. Not sure I'd trust him to run a bath let alone the world's largest military.

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

ahahahhahahaha eat shit

Minister for all the things

At the Te Waihanga Looking Ahead symposium

In today’s NZ Herald #ceasefire #IranVsIsrael #Trump

This is spectacular. Not in a good way.

The ChatGPT government.

Donald. The lead negotiator. So leady. So negotiable.

Finally out day of celebration has arrived

This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

I appear to have stumbled into a pub quiz night. Pish, I say.

Here's a photo of the current head of the CP3 office in Homeland Security at his previous job that prepared him for his current role. Sleep well America.

today is the most amazing day

#NZpol Just seen from @helenclarknz.bsky.social on X-Twitter, “If Japanese PM is skipping NATO Summit, & Australian PM sticks to his announced decision not to go, does that leave #NZ PM alone with US President in meeting he is reported to be calling with the 2 of them. A worry.” 1/2

Yeah boi. They brought me fresh too hot to eat (I managed) beignet and it was divine.

Yeah boi. They brought me fresh too hot to eat (I managed) beignet and it was divine.

Air conditioning is an absolutely vital life-saving technology on a swiftly-warming planet, and people who claim it's somehow more shameful to cool a home than it is to heat one are idiots. I wrote this a few years ago and still stand by it: foreignpolicy.com/2022/01/16/c...

Good headline WSJ Government statements meaningless for now Damage Extent From U.S. Strikes on Iran's Fordow Nuclear Site Unclear Analysts seek clues through satellite imagery, but beyond large holes and evidence of discoloration, comprehensive conclusion of strike success proves elusive for now.

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90s Auckland ISP folk: Stirling has died. davisfunerals.co.nz/obituaries/?...

Pop the kettle on, Wellington. See you shortly.

That’s not deporting. That’s people trafficking.

In case anyone wants to know whether this place has juice I got the answer because Jesus Jones replied and told me what song it was

Damn right!!!

All the hui, zooms, mobilising, social media, marae, rangatahi, kaumātua, kapa haka, kura, mahi, hapū, whānau, settled, non settled, never settled iwi, urban, rural, tangata tiriti course we’ll repeal bru didn’t do all this mahi for nothing! It’ll be gone by lunch time #toitutetiriti #nzpol