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Kiwi telco guy. No I don’t know how that happened either. I shall bind him to me, with promises. 🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cymro o ddewis (Welsh by choice) "We consider that Mr Brislen is an authoritative source." (BSA decision, March 2020) Aotearoa he/him
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De-illuminated is not a real word. But his te reo was excellent as was the pilot’s. Kapai.

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Boarded. Thanks for everything Wellington. And but that I mean one good pint of Guinness, two excellent apricot danishes and a slightly haunted hotel.

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Chwarae teg.

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I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will

submitted 7 hours ago • 617 comments

Gorgeous

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Hahaha you know something’s come apart when even the instagram ads are spotting a trend.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

“No, and no desire to. I’m text based.” I’ve never related to anyone more in my life, no wonder he hasn’t gone off the deep end like everyone else

submitted 15 hours ago • 36 comments

people are asking

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In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol #globalwarming

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Nothing says "flawless and effective" like misspelling "effective."

submitted 18 hours ago • 868 comments

wait till you find out about flammable and inflammable. Boy, you learn that one the hard way.

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Either, phones just got a lot more interesting than they were five minutes ago OR Facebook has a new scam model. Remember: Facebook ads are not real and should be ignored at all costs. Yes, even the ones your company places for legitimate products.

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It’s Red Road Flats, on an island

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the time for ZITI is over the time for TIKKA MASALA is now

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In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol #NATOSummit

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This is not the work of a well person. Uninformed, lacking in awareness and clearly without any sense checking. Not sure I'd trust him to run a bath let alone the world's largest military.

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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

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ahahahhahahaha eat shit

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Minister for all the things

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At the Te Waihanga Looking Ahead symposium

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In today’s NZ Herald #ceasefire #IranVsIsrael #Trump

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This is spectacular. Not in a good way.

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The ChatGPT government.

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Donald. The lead negotiator. So leady. So negotiable.

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Finally out day of celebration has arrived

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This is oligarchy. This is obscene. While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%. End this oligarchy.

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I appear to have stumbled into a pub quiz night. Pish, I say.

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Here's a photo of the current head of the CP3 office in Homeland Security at his previous job that prepared him for his current role. Sleep well America.

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