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brobertbreadman.bsky.social
Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am. Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
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June 14th, Join us, our friends at @crindivisible.bsky.social, and many others as we march against fascist buffoonery!

How is there not already a “Turd Way” parody account yet?

I want to live in a country where the only strictly enforced immigration policy is “if you’ve ever read anything by Curtis Yarvin without screaming, you have to leave”

I can’t even express how little of a shit I give about maybe getting scammed out of $25 a couple of times. If even some of the money makes it to actual people in Gaza, it’s fine. Let them fundraise, @bsky.app

Remake The Net, you cowards

Siri, how do I start the “scam money from the JK Rowling hate fund and funnel it into good causes” TikTok challenge?

sent this to my israel fellowship alumni listserv after people got all uppity about someone sending this petition

Ok, Trump getting MAGA to turn on Walmart and the Walton family might literally be the only good thing that happens for the next four years (at least). Rather than shitting on it, we should be trying to convince them that not paying a living wage is “woke”

Dear @doulingo.bsky.social, Instead of enshittifying your product with AI, how about you give us a dirty words section instead?

Will Bunch is a national treasure

I want to believe the NYT did this on purpose

If you are stopped by Trump's ICE goons, or any other kind of cops: I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT. Memorize it. And don't let ICE in without a JUDICIAL warrant. No, administrative warrants don't count.

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Feds say Baraka is “endangering” the illegally constructed ICE facility in his city. 1- Let’s godamn motherfucking hope so. 2-Any doubts that he is the hands down best candidate for governor were just nuked from orbit

Oh cool, so we’re actually going to spend the last days before nuclear annihilation just going to work, like suckers

Did you know Don Giovanni is Italian for “Don’t Be a Fuckboy, or a Statue will Eat You?”

If your definition of antisemitism includes saying “the US does not have to keep giving bombs to a nation that is using them to actively engage in genocide”, and does not include saying “The Jews killed Jesus, and must be punished” please go die in a hole

Thank you, August Spies!

now would be an excellent time to put James Carville on an ice floe and send him adrift in the ocean.

I want an Eagles jersey that says Scheduling Conflict on the back

With Trump deporting cutting edge researchers and toddlers going through treatment, the US is now on the wrong side of the war against Cancer