brobertbreadman.bsky.social
Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am.
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
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The best kinda friend
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I mean, that guy probably made at least one proud boy piss himself.
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Wait, hold on. This sounds super familiar. Anyone remember the name of that group Netanyahu was funneling money to in order to prevent a united political movement across the West Bank and Gaza?
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Given the results of literally every election since 2016, the Democrats really need to start straight up expelling people that don't get "just not Trump isn't enough" (and by expel, I mean out of a cannon, into the sea)
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It's also important to remember that his sole objection to the bill is that it isn't even worse. His problem is that it doesn't transfer ENOUGH wealth from people who need it to people who will snort it all aboard their yacht-inside-a-yacht.
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Hegseth should describe a particularly bad shape for a penis
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“And this one” he spits “I wouldn’t step foot in that Schul if you paid me”
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A Jew was rescued from a deserted island after 30 years. When his rescuers found him, they saw he had built three structures and asked him what each was for. “This one was my home. It was where I slept and sheltered from storms.” He points to another “this one was my Schul, where I prayed.” (1/2)
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I just read that whole thread and am not a better person for it
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Bluesky hiding this comment as “rude” is legitimately making me laugh so hard I’m in pain.
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lol, there’s an account that is blocking me but is an avid fan of a page I run and I am dying to know more about that person
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Every Gazan account should change their name to AlfHog42069 so we know they’re real
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A remake would have to figure out how to be less "sophisticated cyberterrorists will be able to know your every move" and more "your uncle's media literacy didn't advance beyond 1970, so he's an antivaxxer now"
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And it's 1000000% worth it to not be that fucking dweeb who responds to every bsky post from a family in Gaza with "you know, they might be SCAMMERS"
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“Feel guilty about it” is pretty universal. I think conservative is more like “kosher but the bits of pork in Wonton soup don’t count”
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Hahahaha, oh man. The first time my (non-Jewish) wife and I went to a bar mitzvah or something at a Conservative synagogue there was a Trans flag out front, and she said “I thought you said they were conservative.” I was like “ok, well *deep breath*”
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Aren’t we a little old for 4chan atheism?
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As a Jewish man, the thought of any institution, anywhere accepting a definition of antisemitism that includes “intentionally starving a civilian population is a bad thing to do”, but specifically EXCLUDES “the Jews killed Jesus and deserve to be punished” makes me want to vomit blood
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I don’t think you’ve spent enough of your career making people eat worms
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Oh no.
“Welcome to the Schumer Zoooone! GET CHUCKED!” *airhorn*
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All you need to never get lost in Philly is a comprehensive knowledge of wood density
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I saw Book of Mormon's travelling production in Philly. Halfway through one of the big numbers, someone just blurted out "THIS WHOLE PLAY WAS WRITTEN BY THE SOUTH PARK GUYS!" Thanks, I also exist in the world, and decided to buy a ticket to this production. Maybe wait until intermission, buddy?
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My back aches with anticipation. And also just always
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What function is the bread even serving here?
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“Thanks for weighing in, cunt Gardner” sounds like it should have been a line from Veep
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Let’s hope so
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You tell him. You tell that pornhub commenter.
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But I already spent the money on a malicious singing telegram!
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Also, any media calling it a “scuffle” is immediately and forever delegitimized. It is a “scuffle” if only one side is being violent. ICE thugs were roughing him and his people up while he was calmly following instructions