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Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)
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“Hey Shaq! Good to see you again.”

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Thinking back on the maypole we had at my grade school, and the annual visitors we would throw garlands on and then never see again.

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Men only want one thing and it's Heroes of Might & Magic III back on iOS.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Finally seeing things my way.

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Jon is a fiend for mojitos.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Someone draw me the guy from Fat Albert with the hat, but his hat is his skin.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I… had not heard about this www.indiewire.com/features/gen...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lin-Manuel Miranda better watch his ass!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Big tech always trying to reinvent something we already have.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you don't know who to yell at, punch in your zip code at 5calls.org and click the 'Defend Medicare and Medicaid from Cuts in the "One Big Beautiful Bill"', it will give you the contact of you Senators' state and national offices. This is the least you can do.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I have a lot to say about this, but I’m sure you do, too, and I’d bet we’re thinking the same thing.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Rewatching Mamma Mia! and Meryl, if you would like to get day drunk with me I don't think I could imagine a better time.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Still goat.

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[clown bed] CLOWN: *holding a slipper with a horn on it* who wants a honk shoe OTHER CLOWNS: me me me me me

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I have a Coogler-style deal regarding my name. Hence the rebrand.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Explaining “AWOOOOGA!” to my infant son.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My stomach is making crazy sounds and all I can imagine is a tiny Russell Crowe in there, on a boat, chasing the French.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Personally there is the mild caveat that I already hate it and would love if you agreed so I could just die.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Me during Covid:

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Happy #mothersday to the best mom out there: my wife Sonia! She’s tough, steadfast, and full of joy. Can’t thank her enough for being my rock.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Getting Sixth Sensed sucks just as hard as they say.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It is nice to be increasingly sure Gavin Newsom has a snowball’s chance in Hell of being president.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

What to Expect When You’re Expecting What to Expect: Winter’s War What to Expect: The Mountains Fall

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out this format is no longer on the SAT, so I’m slightly showing my ass here.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Ryan Coogler : Cunnilingus :: Tom Cruise : Turning off motion smoothing

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i feel like we should have a holiday for special effects makeup type people, and another one for stunt people. we have a holiday for presidents and for people that were in the army, why not for them. we should celebrate artisans who make me happy is what i am saying

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

They never caught him. They knew what he liked and they never caught him.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I should be arrested at the Nexican border, the way I’m snuggling this baby.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

real ones know

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Manifesting a video of Darkwing Duck performing Purple Rain.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

What Daniel doesn’t know is that this ship is soon to be taken over by the Road Runner. What the terrorists don’t know is that the ship’s cook has a secret.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Just got Ghibli’d pretty bad by this cutting board.

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If Medusa emulated a 19th-century French author of naturalism, would she be Gorgon Zola...or is that too cheesy?

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Suddenly realizing how many Spanish adjectives sound like magician stage names.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The problem is that I have seen most movies more than 6 times.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

There is a ghost version of me who knows it’s time for bed, but the demon version of me is in my flesh and demands screens.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

When your husband is either Jonah or Pinocchio* *or Sora

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna break out my SNES and redo BoF 2 because I was a fool and hit the old man in that one boss fight and now Nina is being chased all over the skies and it drives me insane thinking about it.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

If this isn’t a total scam it’s the most inspired thing I’ve seen in a long time.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments