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Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)
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Good music videos?

Totally insane news, but I’m really proud to announce that my son has just made Forbes’ 2 Under 2!!! There are news vans outside our house!

Other streaming services: “Don’t share your password.” “Pay more for ad-free.” “Bundle to save.” Kanopy: “Have a library card? Cool. Press play.”

Turns out that was not spam.

All I hope is that Dean gets a good chunk of residuals.

Is there a specifically pansexual way to cuff your pants? Am I doing this right?

“Hey Shaq! Good to see you again.”

Thinking back on the maypole we had at my grade school, and the annual visitors we would throw garlands on and then never see again.

Men only want one thing and it's Heroes of Might & Magic III back on iOS.

Finally seeing things my way.

Jon is a fiend for mojitos.

Someone draw me the guy from Fat Albert with the hat, but his hat is his skin.

I… had not heard about this www.indiewire.com/features/gen...

Lin-Manuel Miranda better watch his ass!

Big tech always trying to reinvent something we already have.

If you don't know who to yell at, punch in your zip code at 5calls.org and click the 'Defend Medicare and Medicaid from Cuts in the "One Big Beautiful Bill"', it will give you the contact of you Senators' state and national offices. This is the least you can do.

I have a lot to say about this, but I’m sure you do, too, and I’d bet we’re thinking the same thing.

Rewatching Mamma Mia! and Meryl, if you would like to get day drunk with me I don't think I could imagine a better time.

Still goat.

[clown bed] CLOWN: *holding a slipper with a horn on it* who wants a honk shoe OTHER CLOWNS: me me me me me

I have a Coogler-style deal regarding my name. Hence the rebrand.

Explaining “AWOOOOGA!” to my infant son.

My stomach is making crazy sounds and all I can imagine is a tiny Russell Crowe in there, on a boat, chasing the French.

Personally there is the mild caveat that I already hate it and would love if you agreed so I could just die.

Me during Covid:

Happy #mothersday to the best mom out there: my wife Sonia! She’s tough, steadfast, and full of joy. Can’t thank her enough for being my rock.

Getting Sixth Sensed sucks just as hard as they say.

It is nice to be increasingly sure Gavin Newsom has a snowball’s chance in Hell of being president.

What to Expect When You’re Expecting What to Expect: Winter’s War What to Expect: The Mountains Fall

Just found out this format is no longer on the SAT, so I’m slightly showing my ass here.

Ryan Coogler : Cunnilingus :: Tom Cruise : Turning off motion smoothing

i feel like we should have a holiday for special effects makeup type people, and another one for stunt people. we have a holiday for presidents and for people that were in the army, why not for them. we should celebrate artisans who make me happy is what i am saying

They never caught him. They knew what he liked and they never caught him.

I should be arrested at the Nexican border, the way I’m snuggling this baby.