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got up early today to get some stuff done* *scroll my phone longer before getting out of bed

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“and this is my manic pixie dream gill” “don’t you mean girl?” opens the flap on my next to reveal glittery pink folds of flesh

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happy pride, everyone! i love pride because seeing people live the best and most authentic version of their lives makes me happy and also inspires me to do the same

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there’s no saved drafts on bluesky, just the delete button

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people today are always asking “is it worth it?” and not “can you put your thing down, flip it, and reverse it?”

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lofi beats to slow cook your brisket to

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this but it’s one (1) notification

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men love ska because their epigenetic memories of The Bronze Age make them transfixed by all that gleaming brass

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there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help

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I forgot the word for toiletries so I called them “shower condiments” and people don’t like that at all

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there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help

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The Animorphs goes the hardest out of all the children’s books about PTSD, moral ambiguity, and the horrors of war

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I need help removing a small cylinder from a hole in a glass jar, but the cylinder cannot be damaged on any way

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stop asking me to go to happy hour. there’s no way i can be happy for an entire hour

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have the “earth is flat” people ever seen a mountain?

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it’s tradition to start with a really bad one after going a few days without skeeting

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putting “STOP” to unsubscribe in the work slack

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the best part of elevators is finding out what the people who used them last smell like

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got up early today to get some stuff done* *scroll my phone longer before getting out of bed

“and this is my manic pixie dream gill” “don’t you mean girl?” opens the flap on my next to reveal glittery pink folds of flesh

happy pride, everyone! i love pride because seeing people live the best and most authentic version of their lives makes me happy and also inspires me to do the same

there’s no saved drafts on bluesky, just the delete button

people today are always asking “is it worth it?” and not “can you put your thing down, flip it, and reverse it?”

lofi beats to slow cook your brisket to

this but it’s one (1) notification

men love ska because their epigenetic memories of The Bronze Age make them transfixed by all that gleaming brass

there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help

I forgot the word for toiletries so I called them “shower condiments” and people don’t like that at all

there’s no one so full of rage as a three year old when you help them after they specifically ask for help

The Animorphs goes the hardest out of all the children’s books about PTSD, moral ambiguity, and the horrors of war

I need help removing a small cylinder from a hole in a glass jar, but the cylinder cannot be damaged on any way

stop asking me to go to happy hour. there’s no way i can be happy for an entire hour

have the “earth is flat” people ever seen a mountain?

it’s tradition to start with a really bad one after going a few days without skeeting

putting “STOP” to unsubscribe in the work slack

the best part of elevators is finding out what the people who used them last smell like

if life gives you lemons, put them in a long sock and use them to beat life with so you don’t leave obvious bruises

Lorde of the Rings

Please, motherfucker was my father. You can call me fucker.