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TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
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I’m no fan of the Iranian nuclear program. Which is why President Obama signed a treaty with Iran to dismantle it. The only reason Iran is enriching uranium is because Trump tossed out the Obama-Iran treaty the minute he got into office. This was all preventable.

Just a reminder that you can be against the Iranian regime AND deeply troubled that we have a president waging unilateral war without Congressional approval.

Last time I checked, unilateral declarations of war were not Constitutional or under the president’s purview. No surprise that Trump doesn’t care.

The Vice President of the United States doesn’t call the Senator from California “Jose” by mistake. They are doubling on down on racist dog whistles and everyone knows it.

Wait, this whiny, self-pitying brat is the same person half the country hails as a “tough guy?”

Trump saw a relatively peaceful, controlled protest in LA and called in the National Guard and Marines to provoke violence and thus justify calling in troops. He knows little. But he sure knows the Hitler playbook by heart.

Sitting U.S. Senators are being hauled off in handcuffs for asking questions. We’re way past the “how will we know it’s Fascism” questions. The authoritarian playbook is in full use in the one place they said it could never happen.

I’ll believe Trump/Vance’s characterization of my city as a “war zone on fire” on the same day they can produce a single Haitian in Ohio who actually ate a dog. I’m waiting…

Pretty sure I don’t have much in common with people who refuse to celebrate THE END OF SLAVERY.

No kings detected in Studio City. No kings welcome. Way to represent, 818!

29 years married. 34 together. 41 as friends. I’ll never understand how I got this lucky, but I’d do it all over again. Except Beth thinks vow renewals are super creepy because we once walked by 1 performed by a Hawaiian lay minister who looked like Doug Henning & she assumed that’s who I’d hire.

If you ever want to experience the helplessness of your car dying in the middle of traffic, I'd recommend trying it at the height of rush hour, in the middle lane of Wilshire Boulevard. For fun, add in people rolling down their windows to mockingly yell, "you can't park here."

Are we rolling, Bob? Outlaw Music Festival. My first time seeing Willie Nelson at 92 (him, not me). And my first time seeing Bob Dylan in 38 years.

There’s evil. There’s pure evil. And then there’s this.

Trump foreign policy: The US is defiantly against protecting other nations. America First* * Unless said country offers you a $400 million air palace as a bribe. In which case, we protect other nations!

Since his 2nd term began, Trump has been ruled against in over 200 American courts. Including judges he appointed. He wants you to think he’s winning. He wants you to think there’s no way of stopping him. Neither of those are true.

Trump just babbled on and on about what a “grocery” is, but, by all means, let’s get back to how Joe Biden once didn’t recognize George Clooney in a crowded party.

Could you imagine the multi-week media meltdown if Joe Biden explained the meaning of the word “groceries” to a foreign leader?

Just so I understand: Everyone online is talking about a president’s cognitive decline. And it’s not THIS guy?

Another day. Another farewell. Another Mid 80’s Minneapolis indie band t-shirt. So, that’s a wrap on my Wednesday class and, hence, my 7th semester teaching. A great group. And the goodbyes never get any easier.

Is there anyone better at explaining the Democrats’ case in plain, understandable English than Mayor Pete?

“Qatar bribes the U.S. President with a 400 million dollar plane and the U.S. President accepts it.” CNN: “Can you believe Biden didn’t recognize George Clooney in a crowded room?!!!”

Between terms, Donald Trump was charged with 91 felonies and convicted of 34. And yet, tv pundits are suddenly SHOCKED that he isn’t following the Emoluments Clause to the letter of the law?

I guarantee you that you and I have spent way more time studying the nuances of the Emoluments Clause than Donald Trump ever has.

Can you believe the President would acccept a $400 million gift from Qatar? Ordinarily, no. But what I believe has expanded a lot since some of you elected a 34-times-convicted felon as our president.

Remember when two egregious security breaches were certain to cost Pete Hegseth his job? Yeah, neither does the press.

I’m sure the Qatari government isn’t expecting ANYTHING in return for a $400 million gift. And so concludes today’s edition of “Sarcasm Theater.”

“Do you really believe that Trump would use his office to enrich himself?” Before you answer, might I remind you that he’s been convicted of 34 felons and charged with 91? Okay, now you can answer…

“Will we really get Fascism,” people continually ask. Hmmmm. We have a leader who flouts the law to use his office to enrich himself and his family. Fascism is already here, folks.

Loving the shock and pearl-clutching that a 34 times convicted felon from Queens might also be kinda corrupt.

Our Constitution was naively predicated on the assumption that a wannabe kleptocrat or a wannabe dictator would never get anywhere near the Oval Office. Because we have shockingly little recourse once they are there. Thanks John Roberts!

The corruption of Trump’s Middle East visit is so blatant and transparent, it somehow feels more challenging to combat than if he sneakily tried pulling a fast one.

Trump is equal parts corrupt, racist, authoritarian, lawless, and inept. I feel he’d be easier to combat if he was any one of these things. But to be so unabashedly all of them, it makes it hard to message against.

Well, that’s a wrap on my Tuesday class. I tried not to cry as they applauded me on my way out the door. I was not successful.

A foreign nation flattering an easy-to-flatter president with a new Air Force One sounds like the premise of every mid 90’s Harrison Ford geopolitical/ terrorist thriller ever.

I feel like America doesn’t have nearly enough safeguards against a President corruptly enriching himself in office. Because we’ve rightly assumed, until now, that voters would never let anyone that crooked anywhere near the Oval.

In America, no one is above the law. Not even a 34 times convicted, 91 times charged, rapey game show host.

I like cheap eggs, stable economies, due process, trials, cancer research, and planes that land safely. We know which party I’m not voting for in the midterms.

I haven’t checked the news since 2015. What the was the date that Mexico paid for the border wall?

Hey, is it Infrastructure Week yet?

You know it’s a bad era domestically when the closest we’re coming to an ideal American president are the last two leaders of Canada.

I’m sure I disagree with the new Pope on lots of big issues. But if I’m going to model morality after an American boomer male, I’d way rather choose Pope Leo than a twice-impeached, racist game show host with a bankrupt necktie company.

The Supreme Court decreed that all efforts must be made to return Kilmar Garcia. Kristi Noem decreed that will never happen. So long Checks and Balances! It was nice knowing you.

I can’t say that “More cancer. More plane crashes” is an ideal campaign slogan. But if that’s how the GOP wants to run in the midterms, I’m not going to stop them.

Remember the good old days when our federal government cared about STOPPING AIR DISASTERS?

When MAGA trolls rip the new Pope because his views are too close to the precepts of Jesus, they might not be the “great Christians” they believe they are.

Isn’t it weird that marauding migrant caravans and dog-eating Haitians just magically disappear the second that elections have ended?

MAGA is losing its mind realizing that the new Pope follows the teachings & precepts of Jesus. Not a racist game show host from Queens.

I'm really enjoying my fellow citizens calling me a "snowflake" and a "libtard" because I hold the extremist view that "I don't want planes to crash."